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Dance, Rummy, dance!

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Get a grip, Wisconsin.

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Come for the destruction of everything American holds dear, stay for the sultry soul.

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WHY IS HE SMILING!???!!!111

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1) Roodles thought there was a 50/50 chance that he was being lured into being a Russian asset and knowingly went ahead anyhow? so he deliberately chose to have the chance that a flipped coin would land on "heads" to wittingly participate in a disinformation campaign. FUN TIMES!

b) I would like to know how Ron Johnson thinks the narrative "Ron Johnson received an intel briefing saying the person he was meeting with was believed to be a Russian proxy" false? just because he didn't receive the details, doesn't mean it's a false narrative. he decided to ignore the intel briefing--no matter why he chose to do that, it's a factual statement that he received the warning.

iii) "why would I need to speak to a Russian proxy when I got my marching orders directly from the Kremlin in July of 2018? HGGGNNNH?!" is not quite the affirmative defense the Senator from New Dipshit thinks it is.

D) if even Richard Burr knew all this, why was Johnson's chairmanship not revoked by Moscow Mitch? I find it hard to believe that Richard Burr and Mitch McTurtle were not on speaking terms in December of 2019.

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I blame her for keeping her children in danger. They should be removed immediately, I don't care how fucking white and "christian" they are. Among this country's many causes for deep shame is its insistence on letting white freakazoids get away with every kind of child abuse and murder.

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He knows he's going to get off. And then he's going to get off.

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Guarantee he's raped his daughters as well, and probably his sons.

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Those SPLITTERS? Fuck 'em.

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Pffft, Johnson blew off warnings of Russia because that sweet oligarch money isn't going to launder itself.

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I don't think Johnson is going to run again. The field against him is already heating up and he's not the kind who wants to actually work for his seat.

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But that was before Russia figured out the GOP was full of amoral assholes who just love power.

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OK. Now I am of wine for a month at least. thanks....

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how does Rachel Maddow put it?

watch this facespaceplace?

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"The international. . . .whatever."Okay then.

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"Why not both?"

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