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That whole cow thing prolly taking up a lot of their time...

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That just proves that OHJB has so much clout with the corrupt world order, that he can have these fine upstanding people arrested on bogus charges.

(And, sadly, that is a real thing that really happens... it's just that there's zero evidence that OHJB is one of those folks. Putin, on the other hand...)

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To be fair, real people do have real complaints that some low-flow toilets use so little water, that there isn't enough to properly carry waste downstream. That leads to sewer clogs, and all the awfulness that that entails. The solution is more modern low-flow designs that use air pressure to assist the water pressure.

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<voice type="Harry">Waiter, there is too much pepper on my paprikash...</voice>

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Wizzair - Trump's favorite airline.. ba dum tiss...

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Yes, that is KellyAnne Conway.

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Don’t laugh...you’ll be crying when this actually happens...

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I was trying to think of an appropriately pithy joke but they all came out too classless for even my good friends here. So I’ll just upvote you for coming up with a word I had to google. I thought it had something to do with wine...

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Christ, those Russian/Ukraine fuckers couldn't look more mobbed up if they had "gangster" tattooed on their foreheads.

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Eh. Life is drama. But I survive!

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They are all very literally fat cats.

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THISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHIS

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The US could take notes....

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Hang in there! (((HUG)))s and (((SKRITCH)))es, to distribute amongst your family as desired.

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Kind of off topic: I just had a thought. We could make a new normal out of the impeachment process, to sort of create a more Parliamentary style government. The President, when faced with a stalemate in Congress, could commit a pre-defined but brazen act of treason (publicly request some illegal, but benign act). Then Congress votes on articles of impeachment, as a formality, and the Senate "removes" the President, triggering a "constitutional crisis" and ordering a new election in 4 to 6 weeks. The President is not really removed, but removal orders are drafted and immediately put on hold pending the new election. Then we go have a rowdy election cycle to re-establish or vote in a new President.

As if, I know. But, even if possible, still would need a way to re-elect the entire Congress at one go at the same time. Not seeing much of an even implausible way to make that happen.

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