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James Smith's avatar

I'm guessing the defense would be "who would be dumb enough to commit frauds with a company named 'fraud guarantee'"?

retson's avatar

This smarmy dick Erik Prince makes Corey Lewandowski look like Miss Manners.

Mart's avatar

Fucking unreal to me that Erik Prince's former vice chairman of Blackwater, and current chairman of Prince's security firm - Cofer Black, joined Burisma in February 2017. Believe still on the board. Black used to be in the CIA. Guess that goes without saying.

demodocus's avatar

I wasn't disagreeing with that. They might be cartoonishly evil, but the name is less so to my ear

Joyful's avatar

Thankyou for your service and bless your heart.

disqus_USgueIdZco's avatar

(OK - I'm hopeful that a Democrat is going to win)

Me too, which means I'm hopeful that neither Trump nor Bloomfuck will win, even though the latter is obviously the smartest* person ever anywhere accept maybe for Trump who, by the way, is doing very well in case he hasn't said so via a random subject change in a Hitler youth rally speech lately.

*Obviously according to him because all billions accrue only through intelligence and hard work - he worked smartly for literally every dollar he has.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

They changed their name to Xe, because "Blackwater" does sound scary.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Yeah, and we pay for all of their salaries.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I think the name is now Xe, at least that's what it was the last I heard of them. I wonder why Prince is allegedly no longer associated with them?

Leftflank's avatar

Dog pile on Bill Barr. Its on now, no playing nice with these rat fuckers any longer.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I'm sure he is, just not openly.

george lastrapes's avatar

Speaking of leaking, why doesn't Bloomberg ('if the stores are all closed, with a word he can get what he came for'), why doesn't he pony up 10 mil for some clerk to come up with the Strumpet's tax returns? I could then begin to take him seriously as a candidate.

tangofoxtrot's avatar

Wait, I just got half of what CBGB's full name meant.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Yes; it makes me feel better.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I''m reminded of a show I saw featuring the Iron City Houserockers. At one point, the singer made a reference to oral sex, and evidently some woman down front had some sort of reaction, because he looked down at her and said, "I'm from Pittsburgh, honey. You know I eat pussy."