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I'm guessing the defense would be "who would be dumb enough to commit frauds with a company named 'fraud guarantee'"?

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This smarmy dick Erik Prince makes Corey Lewandowski look like Miss Manners.

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Fucking unreal to me that Erik Prince's former vice chairman of Blackwater, and current chairman of Prince's security firm - Cofer Black, joined Burisma in February 2017. Believe still on the board. Black used to be in the CIA. Guess that goes without saying.

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I wasn't disagreeing with that. They might be cartoonishly evil, but the name is less so to my ear

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Thankyou for your service and bless your heart.

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(OK - I'm hopeful that a Democrat is going to win)

Me too, which means I'm hopeful that neither Trump nor Bloomfuck will win, even though the latter is obviously the smartest* person ever anywhere accept maybe for Trump who, by the way, is doing very well in case he hasn't said so via a random subject change in a Hitler youth rally speech lately.

*Obviously according to him because all billions accrue only through intelligence and hard work - he worked smartly for literally every dollar he has.

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They changed their name to Xe, because "Blackwater" does sound scary.

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Yeah, and we pay for all of their salaries.

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I think the name is now Xe, at least that's what it was the last I heard of them. I wonder why Prince is allegedly no longer associated with them?

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Dog pile on Bill Barr. Its on now, no playing nice with these rat fuckers any longer.

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I'm sure he is, just not openly.

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Speaking of leaking, why doesn't Bloomberg ('if the stores are all closed, with a word he can get what he came for'), why doesn't he pony up 10 mil for some clerk to come up with the Strumpet's tax returns? I could then begin to take him seriously as a candidate.

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OMFG.

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Wait, I just got half of what CBGB's full name meant.

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Yes; it makes me feel better.

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I''m reminded of a show I saw featuring the Iron City Houserockers. At one point, the singer made a reference to oral sex, and evidently some woman down front had some sort of reaction, because he looked down at her and said, "I'm from Pittsburgh, honey. You know I eat pussy."

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