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I love grey cats

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Omg they are beautiful!! Wonkette Cats are the cutest cats πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

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Well, snakes can detach the lower jaw to swallow prey

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While I respect your opinion, I don't think I can even agree with the first four words of it.

Besides, truckers usually get somewhere.

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Or possibly just heading fast towards the light at the end of the tunnel. I expect a crash rather than a derailment.

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I totally miss my silly miscreants ALL day, and we can barely take even short vacations! Cats are such loving, affectionate, personality*-filled, funny, quirky, pettable, purry creatures, the more you give, the more they give back, and I feel so sorry for people who think they're "aloof." *sorry, "purrsonality"

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The trial will last maybe a month? and he will walk away with a yuuuuuuge prison sentence and fines. Trump will not help him

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Well, I would imagine for Paul Manafort they should have gone off before he ever decided to walk into that court room today. What on Earth is he thinking???

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Trump said "no collusion" when what he REALLY meant to say was "not no collusion". Those damn double negatives will get you every time!

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Witness tampering

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Yeah, the Junior Varsity just can’t get the first downs anymore

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I once had a client who answered her door and found the cops. They said, we had an anonymous report that you had drugs. She said, yes they are right here.

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He also warned about shortcuts through the forest

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This is a mind on trucker speed. Kids, don't be like Rudy, and stay off the trucker speed.

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A man who has lost so many marbles, he has negative marbles.

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