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Vacuous Virgina's avatar

Unless it's in the biblical cents πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡

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Occam's 8 ball's avatar

I don't need to listen to him either, but his lying and obfuscating becomes part of his permanent record. A bad lawyer going down with his sinking client. They will all lose their tv privileges together.

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Hesavebread!'s avatar

Strictly speaking she’s only Elizabeth II of England and Elizabeth of Scotland and the UK.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

"Hey, good lookin'."

Devin Nunes

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Does Trump or anyone on his legal team know that Brennan's records, texts, emails, and documents from his time as CIA director would certainly be classified, making it impossible to enter it into the public record via deposition?

I kid. We all know the answer to any question that begins, "Does Trump or anyone his legal team know..."

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M.E. Lawrence's avatar

I'd venture to guess Alzheimer's or another cognitive disorder, except that the afflicted folk I've known presented better than this. Then, again, the Grifter in Chief's fans might think Giuliani presents just fine.

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M.E. Lawrence's avatar

Lovely line. Does Gore write for Colbert's show?

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David Brian's avatar

How many times can Rudy step on a rake? It seems it hasn't been enough so far.

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Robert Barron's avatar

Ruby G. and J. Suckyoulow, if representing Il Douche in a fight with Brennan, would probably end up with the Village Idiot listed prominently as a perp on a community rapists list and committing him to take anti-androgen drugs for an already gimpy libido. The only thing anyone should trust Ruby G. to do is front for Smile Direct Club or K9 Advantix "Tic" Spray. J. Suckyoulow, now there is a enigma, wrapped in a conundrum, wrapped in a quandary, wrapped in a dilemma, wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in a roll of used toilet paper. I just haven't figured out what he's good for except to keep the Amen Corner on board. Working in tandem, they probably would have the Village Idiot relegated to keeping the grounds at Arlington Cemetery after electroshock therapy, if they can get the paddles around that fat head of his.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Bringing a broken spork to a gunfight.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

It's just swell how so many Regressives jumped out to defend 9/11 Rudy's stupid comments about the truth not really being the truth and then he tried, in his typical clumsy way, to walk them back - making the idiots who stuck up for him look like even bigger fools. Good times!

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

As what, the 'Before' guy?

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Erala Contratista's avatar

Heh, read " mooing people".

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

I have two words for this: hurrrrrrrr durrrrrrr

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Run2Live's avatar

Psst, Rudy, that’s your shadow. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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chascates's avatar

At least when this is all over the only place you'll see Giuliani on television will be on those late-night infomercials for dental implants.

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