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Tracy's avatar

Mays, Mantle, and Snider?

Please, honky. More like the 1962 Mets and 2003 Tigers.

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Skippy2000's avatar

Please call CNN EVERY TIME Bernie pops up on CNN!!! I swear he's gone by the next segment!

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Skippy2000's avatar

As I recall, he was somewhat less than honorable regarding his wives and/or mistresses at any given moment.

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Skippy2000's avatar

"Big Little Man" with Dustin Hoffman

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Rudy is pro gay and pro choice? And from New York (which is a bigger X against him in the red scare states than being pro gay or pro choice)?IMPEEEEECH!!!1!!!1!!!

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

*takes pete rose off the list tho* he's more like Bill gettin a Beej then those other dorks

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Dee Andee's avatar

Hanging chad Libel!!!1111!!

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

AOT, K. Right off the cliff.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Hats off to Cavuto for asking the stupidest question of the day on Fox, which means the stupidest question of the day anywhere on Earth.

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Shalimar's avatar

Was he so great during 9/11? I remember he actually handled the days afterwards extremely well, but it's hard to forget what a clusterfuck the hours immediately after the attacks were specifically because Giuliani had put the Emergency Response HQ in a building that had already been bombed 7 years earlier and it took awhile to figure out an alternative place for emergency response leaders to gather.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And it was the diesel tanks in the command center that fueled the fires that brought the building down.

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Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Here's the thing, Rudy. The more people get to know you, the fewer fucks they have to give. And judging by how Republicans have voted in previous primaries, they have *no* fucks to give.

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hilltops2 .'s avatar

I know this is a horrible thing to say, but I do not believe that the mayor loves America. He doesn’t love you. And he doesn’t love me. He wasn’t brought up the way you were brought up and I was brought up.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Greatness is such a relative thing. Yeah, Rudy was great on 9/11, but look what he was up against, Bush flying around worried that he'd never find out how 'My Pet Goat' ended and Dick Cheney so far up his undisclosed location you'd need a proctologist to find him.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Goddamn that is a stupid-looking wig!

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tinker12's avatar

I much prefer the pictures of Rudy "nounverb911" Giuliani in drag; especially as Marilyn Monroe. Ooohlala.

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