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Rudy is known as a lot of things he really is not.

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Yeah, but what's the window then? You hire in a bunch of 24-year-olds and they're still out playing cops and robbe... uh, focusing on pen testing... and cowboying up every time a mouse farts in the network. I swear the area of the brain responsible for blue-team thinking doesn't develop until one's late twenties, or until the day after the first DEFCON party where the hangover actually prevents morning talk attendance...

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This happened after he became Donald Trump's "cybersecurity adviser"

Bevis and Butt Dial

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How on earth did he prosecute mob guys when he's just as bad as they are? It's just a different mob.

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Oh, him.

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I wouldn't be surprised if others did it and he just took credit.

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"elite negligence in the face of national decline" what the ever lovin fuck is that?? Besides being the "core issue," I mean. What a douche.

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and Thing

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Or really just a rotary one, with a cord, a nice sturdy Bakelite one he can yell into then slam back down on the cradle a la some cheesy black and white crime movie!

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Or a shred of humanity.

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I guess not. Ours at home used to be FrauBeckersBordello, but I thought it was funnier than my wife did. Frau Becker lived next door.

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Didn't the iPhone6 have a fingerprint scanner?

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IIRR iOS versions past 11 default to a 6-digit code, but let you set a 4-digit code with a warning.

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... on a server which never got hacked.

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Rudy E. Giuliani, Cyber Genius...

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Hmmmmm....I’ve updated. It still doesn’t get mad at me.

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