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VandeGraf's avatar

Rudy is known as a lot of things he really is not.

AG's avatar

Yeah, but what's the window then? You hire in a bunch of 24-year-olds and they're still out playing cops and robbe... uh, focusing on pen testing... and cowboying up every time a mouse farts in the network. I swear the area of the brain responsible for blue-team thinking doesn't develop until one's late twenties, or until the day after the first DEFCON party where the hangover actually prevents morning talk attendance...

Joshua Norton's avatar

This happened after he became Donald Trump's "cybersecurity adviser"

Bevis and Butt Dial

ginmar's avatar

How on earth did he prosecute mob guys when he's just as bad as they are? It's just a different mob.

julebud's avatar

I wouldn't be surprised if others did it and he just took credit.

mailman27's avatar

"elite negligence in the face of national decline" what the ever lovin fuck is that?? Besides being the "core issue," I mean. What a douche.

-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

Or really just a rotary one, with a cord, a nice sturdy Bakelite one he can yell into then slam back down on the cradle a la some cheesy black and white crime movie!

From Scranton With Love's avatar

I guess not. Ours at home used to be FrauBeckersBordello, but I thought it was funnier than my wife did. Frau Becker lived next door.

phoenix00's avatar

Didn't the iPhone6 have a fingerprint scanner?

phoenix00's avatar

IIRR iOS versions past 11 default to a 6-digit code, but let you set a 4-digit code with a warning.

phoenix00's avatar

... on a server which never got hacked.

S. cerevisiae's avatar

Rudy E. Giuliani, Cyber Genius...

RogationDays's avatar

Hmmmmm....I’ve updated. It still doesn’t get mad at me.