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calling Johnny Udo.

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All Rudy has to do is sit down on a cell phone, and he'll sing like a canary.

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good luck.

but who do the people at CPS depend upon for their meager funding? . . . and their very paychecks?

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He's like the former guy, he doesn't know when to STFU

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Rudy's got an airtight defense for everything: He's mentally unable to assist his defense attorney. Who can dispute it?

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Because he can. Because he has two batshit primary opponents and he feels the need to be to the right of Allen West and Don Huffines.

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Doesn't "refuses to testify under oath" equal "plans to lie a lot"?

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Is Justin going to eat the dogs?

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Rudy and Mike Huckabee should do a comedy warm-up act for the Trump/O'Reilly shows.

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I was wondering where that quote came from

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and i hope you're right.

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Probably bring in Vinny the bail bondsman and his cousin Ralph who runs the check cashing business next-door

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I guess if that doesn’t work, he will decree the slaughter of their first born.

https://www.tafce.com/image...

"No...too Jewish."

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Can't force people to vaccinate but we can decide anything about their reproductive organs.

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MAX SCHREK LIBELZ!

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Once upon a time Giuliani was America's mayor.

Now he is America's joke.

This is what happens when you get within the putrid vortex of Trump.

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