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Don't know when they'll be back again

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HOLD IT!OBJECTION!

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When they find Rudy's Turkish money, I bet it turns out to be news to the IRS.

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His gravestone will have a target carved on it: "Piss here."

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It doesn't apply. Also too, there's no attorney-client privilege in a Congressional inquiry. He's just blowing smoke - he's fucked, and he knows he's fucked. All he has is pleading the Fifth Amendment, which is what he'll do when he shambles into the hearings.

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I do hope we get to watch all that happen on tv. In front of congress.

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Buffalo Hot Wings Sauce. It should *BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNN!!!*

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If I were a re-writer of lyrics, I would definitely modify "Leavin' on a Jet Plane" for this.

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Let's be honest here, no matter who it is, Giuliani ALWAYS has a fool for a client.

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The big names who are illegally ignoring subpoenas need to be either aggressively fined or jailed until they comply. They have to be or none of the house subpoenas are worth diddly. The less house Dems do to defend their constitutional prerogative the less a prerogative house Dems have.

And if jail is the choice and Barr refuses to act or blocks the arrests then he should be immediately impeached. Period.

Hard ball is the only game being played by Trump and The Apple Dumbass Gang so it’s the only game House dems should be playing.

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I remember that book. It was an idea that stays with you.

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"Are they made from real Girl Scouts?" I'm reserving judgment on the new animated version (at least 'til I see it) but had it been a real live action movie with real people there's no way I could have accepted anyone taking Ricci's part. To channel Joel : I'll never forget you.Wednesday : You won't?Joel : You're too weird.

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Are you the one who demanded his money back? Or are you one of the other three, who also demanded their money back?

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Goodbye Rudy TuesdayWho could hang a crime on you?When you're charged on every new dayStill we're gonna miss you

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Your honor, I demand that charges be dropped against my client, me, because I am too mentally impaired to participate in my own defense.

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Ironically, his worst enemy on the courts would be a strict constructionist, like Scalia (of blessed memory) who believes in reading the actual words of the Constitution without inferring obvious exceptions that aren’t there. So, no β€œplaying politics” exception to the validity of the impeachment process.

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