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phoenix00's avatar

Don't know when they'll be back again

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phoenix00's avatar

HOLD IT!OBJECTION!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

When they find Rudy's Turkish money, I bet it turns out to be news to the IRS.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

His gravestone will have a target carved on it: "Piss here."

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It doesn't apply. Also too, there's no attorney-client privilege in a Congressional inquiry. He's just blowing smoke - he's fucked, and he knows he's fucked. All he has is pleading the Fifth Amendment, which is what he'll do when he shambles into the hearings.

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RawrIhavePi's avatar

I do hope we get to watch all that happen on tv. In front of congress.

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reynard61's avatar

Buffalo Hot Wings Sauce. It should *BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNN!!!*

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Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

If I were a re-writer of lyrics, I would definitely modify "Leavin' on a Jet Plane" for this.

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Chris Paine's avatar

Let's be honest here, no matter who it is, Giuliani ALWAYS has a fool for a client.

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Relativicus's avatar

The big names who are illegally ignoring subpoenas need to be either aggressively fined or jailed until they comply. They have to be or none of the house subpoenas are worth diddly. The less house Dems do to defend their constitutional prerogative the less a prerogative house Dems have.

And if jail is the choice and Barr refuses to act or blocks the arrests then he should be immediately impeached. Period.

Hard ball is the only game being played by Trump and The Apple Dumbass Gang so it’s the only game House dems should be playing.

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AttyInBriefs's avatar

I remember that book. It was an idea that stays with you.

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Paul Dietzel's avatar

"Are they made from real Girl Scouts?" I'm reserving judgment on the new animated version (at least 'til I see it) but had it been a real live action movie with real people there's no way I could have accepted anyone taking Ricci's part. To channel Joel : I'll never forget you.Wednesday : You won't?Joel : You're too weird.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Are you the one who demanded his money back? Or are you one of the other three, who also demanded their money back?

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Red Richmond's avatar

Goodbye Rudy TuesdayWho could hang a crime on you?When you're charged on every new dayStill we're gonna miss you

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Your honor, I demand that charges be dropped against my client, me, because I am too mentally impaired to participate in my own defense.

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AttyInBriefs's avatar

Ironically, his worst enemy on the courts would be a strict constructionist, like Scalia (of blessed memory) who believes in reading the actual words of the Constitution without inferring obvious exceptions that aren’t there. So, no “playing politics” exception to the validity of the impeachment process.

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