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RoomClearer's avatar

He’s America’s marsupial.

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(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

We desperately need Asimov's psychohistory. We have no other way to explain how an entire nation platformed such obviously unwell people.

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Anna Rompage's avatar

that "In the pouch are four teats! One, two, three four!"

Just wait until he finds out it’s not bananas that are in a banana hammock

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Nicola Leslie's avatar

I'm currently grilling tandoori chicken and making pilau rice for *bento* boxes. And later I'll be slicing vegetables and airfrying mini samosas and onion bhajis.

As you can see, I am much too busy to listen to Rudy's word vomit tonight.

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tiredsucker's avatar

One teat, hahaha, two teats, hahaha, three.....

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No Quid Bro Code's avatar

I hope Rudy Colludy exposing his chram to a kangaroo would be prosecuted as animal abuse.

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DahBoner's avatar

He explains how the kangaroo fetus knows which teat it should go for. Remarkable!

The geometric method of distraction from your criminal activities. 😋https://media0.giphy.com/me...let me tell you about the time we wore onions on our belts

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Helena Handbag's avatar

Laying the groundwork for getting himself declared incompetent to stand trial

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DahBoner's avatar

We all popped out of one.https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

This is an unnerving image

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

Maybe Rudy was explaining how Kangaroo Courts work.

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Coleman's avatar

or how Captain Kangaroo fits in

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Friends coming for dinner this evening. I worked today and then made the BIG BATCH of black bean soup, so now I'm taking a little tea break. I'll have to go change but will prep the rest of the stuff (salad, cornbread) before I do.The cornbread recipe, upon inspection, says serve hot, which I've never done before. Thinking I'll try to get it in the oven 5 minutes before expected arrival of my friends. It's quite possible I'm overthinking it. All that matters is I have fresh cornmeal and fresh buttermilk so it should be good at any temp.

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FreshOutOfUserNames's avatar

My kids never got that far. Sliced ‘‘em out early because doctors don’t trust diabetics to give birth anymore.

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