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I just googled it and came up with this. I'm not sure if it's accurate, but here we go: She would have Dubonnet and gin at noon, red wine at lunch, an occasional glass of port at the end of lunch, a martini at 6 p.m., and 1-2 glasses of pink champagne with dinner. Who knows if this is true. What I do know is that she had the right to drink whatever and as much as she wanted. Just because and also because it must have taken a lot out of her to have to be on display for more than 60 years. She didn't sign up for queendom when she got married.

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It is now Democratic Republic of Congo. The French one is called either Republic of Congo or Congo-Brazzaville. (I always have to look this up.)

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Big bottle, too.

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Winnie taking the piss again?

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Is that from before the repeal of prohibition?

ETA: yes, that's why. Repealed 1933. So for a foreigner to legally drink with meals, safest to get a prescription (everyone may know it's bogus, but it follows the letter of the law).

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'If I was an alcoholic, I'd be fricking dead by now."

I don't know why I find that so fricking funny. He sounds like someone whose buddy dragged him to his first AA meeting.

I am an alcoholic, and I'm dead with laughter at Rudy Fricking G.

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This seems like the Platonic Ideal of a news story that Wonkette would cover. Piece of cake...

Yet our Evan managed to hit it out of the park with the funny on this post.

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Congrats! That is certainly achievement. And I know what you mean, it's hard to watch fellow addicts deep into their addiction

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Yeah, "I gave THAT speech stone cold sober" is not the defence he thinks it is.

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I watch Judge Milton's hearings all of the time; he's one of my favorites.

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Yes. To clarify, if I had given that speech, I'd claim that I had been drunk as an excuse.*

* Psst! Note the subjunctive mood, Rudy.

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Me too, it was at a small gasthaus out side of a little village in Germany, I know I finished the first one, not sure about the second. I fell in a ditch on the walk home

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Well, NosfeRudy, it sounds like everything you do is a leftwing smear. I strongly suggest you stop leftwing smearing yourself.

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I AM an alcoholic. I like alcohol, but I'll be damned if it's gonna run my life. With that in mind, there are rules that I must abide by. #1- Never, never, never, NEVER get behind the wheel of a vehicle after even one drink (I've been a boozer for a long time, but never developed a much of a tolerance). My body tells me when it's had enough, and I have little discomfort giving it a rest when I need to.

Making a martini now. Ta.

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Your #1 rule is good. Also I like the Jackson Pollack rule: "Try never to drink outside your own home." True! This is why I invite people over.

The Giuliani rule is different: If you are drunk out of your gourd, do not stand up in front of a large audience and speak extemporaneously. I only did that once. (My sister's wedding, lesson learned).

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Quite sound in all ways, methinks. I do drink with my lady friend on weekends, but that becomes an overnight stay.

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