Giuliani: I said that was a fact. But I don't know. It could be. We'll see. It's my opinion that it was a fact. But what do I know? I'm just the President's old country lawyer. But I'm not really. I'm from the city. And I'm just now catching up on the facts. There are a lot of them. So some may be facts and some may not be. But I do know campaign finance. I'm an expert. The Government Campaign Commission knows this. It's a fact. Unless it's not. Who can really know when there are so many?
Giuliani was a very effective district attorney back in his day and didn't break any rules in winning cases.And he was very smart how he played a role in turning New York City around in making it a safer city as mayor. Then after he took credit for everything that followed 9 /11 everything went downhill with him.
What do you mean he has no law degree? His very fine mind totally has a law degree, to go along with his MBA. Why he walked by the U. Penn Law School even MORE than he walked by the Wharton School of Business as he was paying those Jewish students to do his work for those undergraduate real estate classes
'Is it Giuliani’s opinion that Cohen maintained a slush fund to pay off multiple women who bumped uglies with President Horndog?"
Not exactly. It is the official position that at least one woman who didn't have an "affair" with Mr. Trump was paid off. Apparently to keep silent about something that never happened.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a move that has stirred controversy in both legal and medical circles, Donald J. Trump removed Rudy Giuliani from his legal team on Monday by naming him the new White House doctor.The decision to appoint the former New York mayor to such a key medical position raised eyebrows, in no small part because Giuliani would become the first White House doctor in history not to possess a medical degree.But, in an official White House briefing to announce the decision, the press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, pushed back against the criticism of Giuliani’s nonexistent medical credentials. “Rudolph Giuliani is every bit as qualified to be a doctor as he is to be a lawyer,” she said.Dr. Giuliani hit the ground running in his new job, immediately scheduling an hour-long appearance on Sean Hannity’s Fox News program to discuss the state of Trump’s health. “Is the President’s mental health good?” Giuliani asked on the air. “Maybe it is, maybe it isn’t. Is he all there? You really have to define what you mean by ‘all.’ If he’s out of his mind, so what? That’s nobody’s business. The important thing is, I’m on TV again talking a lot, and I’ve never felt so alive.”
Beyond 11-dimensional chess.
Or......http://static02.mediaite.co...
Giuliani: I said that was a fact. But I don't know. It could be. We'll see. It's my opinion that it was a fact. But what do I know? I'm just the President's old country lawyer. But I'm not really. I'm from the city. And I'm just now catching up on the facts. There are a lot of them. So some may be facts and some may not be. But I do know campaign finance. I'm an expert. The Government Campaign Commission knows this. It's a fact. Unless it's not. Who can really know when there are so many?
Remember that guy Trump could shoot in the middle of Fifth Avenue and it would be cost him nothing?
Found him!
Why would you want Trump's head up your ass?
That is, in fact, true.
Sorry, couldn't resist.
Rudy's the living embodiment of a stupid Gordian knot
Which is more stupid? That's the usual litmus test. But both are stupid. So, hard to say?
Giuliani was a very effective district attorney back in his day and didn't break any rules in winning cases.And he was very smart how he played a role in turning New York City around in making it a safer city as mayor. Then after he took credit for everything that followed 9 /11 everything went downhill with him.
What do you mean he has no law degree? His very fine mind totally has a law degree, to go along with his MBA. Why he walked by the U. Penn Law School even MORE than he walked by the Wharton School of Business as he was paying those Jewish students to do his work for those undergraduate real estate classes
Hawaii is a literal metaphor
'Is it Giuliani’s opinion that Cohen maintained a slush fund to pay off multiple women who bumped uglies with President Horndog?"
Not exactly. It is the official position that at least one woman who didn't have an "affair" with Mr. Trump was paid off. Apparently to keep silent about something that never happened.
Glad I could clear that one up for you!
How many of the people embarrassed with the very public perp walk with the TV cameras rolling were never charged?
Super Chicken to the Rescue!
That’s what I look for in a lawyer, somebody with experience committing the same crimes as I’m being changed with
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a move that has stirred controversy in both legal and medical circles, Donald J. Trump removed Rudy Giuliani from his legal team on Monday by naming him the new White House doctor.The decision to appoint the former New York mayor to such a key medical position raised eyebrows, in no small part because Giuliani would become the first White House doctor in history not to possess a medical degree.But, in an official White House briefing to announce the decision, the press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, pushed back against the criticism of Giuliani’s nonexistent medical credentials. “Rudolph Giuliani is every bit as qualified to be a doctor as he is to be a lawyer,” she said.Dr. Giuliani hit the ground running in his new job, immediately scheduling an hour-long appearance on Sean Hannity’s Fox News program to discuss the state of Trump’s health. “Is the President’s mental health good?” Giuliani asked on the air. “Maybe it is, maybe it isn’t. Is he all there? You really have to define what you mean by ‘all.’ If he’s out of his mind, so what? That’s nobody’s business. The important thing is, I’m on TV again talking a lot, and I’ve never felt so alive.”