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Jay Y. Dee's avatar

On the positive side, Quisimodo’s crib’s makeover is finished in the bell tower at Notre Dame

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. That is all.

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Janice Laz- Romo's avatar

Trump will appoint Rudy and Mike Lindell to cabinet posts. He demands loyalty and these two showed their criminality, a Trump resume requirement

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Lisa Churinskas-Hulit's avatar

I don't know. Their useful idiocy may have finally dried up. Loyalty only flows in one direction for 💩. It is not a shared commodity.

Listen to me, trying to make ANY of this sound logical! Silly old lady.

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Random's avatar

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Related: a ringless Mayor McRoodles seen at the NY Yankees disastrous final WS game

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Sleepmonger's avatar

E. Jean Carroll won't be getting paid either. At least she got the satisfaction of being heard and believed. I just hope he doesn't go after her in his revenge tour.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

We are finished. The rule of law is officially dead. Drunk Rudy now just has to wait until Trump takes office and orders DOJ to intervene in the case.

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

"Being a liberal is the best thing on earth you can be. You are welcoming to everyone when you're a liberal. You do not have a small mind."

– Lauren Bacall, CNN Larry King Live, May 6, 2005.

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Random's avatar

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"It seems you would say I was too soft-hearted

If you made a dunce cap, I'd don it

People will always be tempted to wipe their feet

On anything with 'Welcome' written on it"

XTC, 'Snowman'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzGFzWxBep8

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

If you ask me, "Judge" Saul, this is 6 months in jail-level contempt of court.

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PRW's avatar

"Rudy Giuliani Secreted" Ick. Ick, ick, ick. Ick.

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clairence's avatar

"We love law enforcement. But f*ck the law!"

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StarJamma's avatar

The only thing Rudy gives up freely is his chram, preferably while horizontal on a bed.

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clairence's avatar

Hey, me too. But, like Rudy, nobody seems to want it, so...

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

Rudy is farting around with his money and his treasures because he can. The justice system was built to protect degenerates like him

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

He just needs to fart around until Trump takes office and DOJ will intervene to move the case before a Trump judge who will void the on basis of fuck the rule of law, peons.

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Jane Cassi's avatar

Wait, the "America First Warehouse" is in Ronkonkoma? The next town over from me on Long Island? Down by the airport? Put me out of my misery now.

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Sgt JMK's avatar

As a fellow Lawn Guylander, I will - not for the first time - opine that it really is like a fucking red state out here.

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clairence's avatar

OMG. In the past, I'd have thought this might be a Russian bot. But after last night, it's probably a real cult member:

"Any person who can bring Hope to the World🌎 & God👑 is Truly Precious. It doesn't matter whether it's a woman or man, but they act in a way to make America🗽 the Best for God👩🏽‍❤️‍👨🏼 & Humanity, then they'll Create🎊 a New Love💞 Family👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 History for the Universe🌠. That's why I Vote🗳 for Trump!😱"

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

How in the world is anyone supposed to believe we have a justice system that treats everyone as equal before the law?

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Tessie's avatar

Don't make me tap the Frank Wilhoit quote.

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Yes'm.

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Seek's avatar

We don’t silly! Buckle up it’s going to be an informative few years.

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?

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Viole Falusche's avatar

All is for the worst in this worst of all worlds. Boy, howdy, there are a lot of dumbasses in the USA.

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Random's avatar

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Like dumbass Dems not voting?

3 million voters deserted Trump between '20 and '24, while 15 million fewer Dems voted in '24 v '20? (I've seen those numbers in many Wonkette Comments, but l don't know their provenance)

Goddam fucking dumbasses -- you nailed it

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