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Cthulhu's avatar

Did he lay back on the bed and start whipping his dick out to what he thought was a 15 year old girl again?

Boojum's avatar

Is it possible for this group, from Trump on down, to be more ridiculous? Is there any possibility that they would create a singularity of stupid, that would expand into a black hole of bullshit, such that the grifter gravity well of grift would pull them in to their demise?

We need to consult with an astrophysicist, stat!

Maybe's avatar

I think this says more about the condition of Giuliani's brain than it does about whether ghosts are real.

John Santos's avatar

It sounds like my wish is working. In a previous comment, I wrote "live long and suffer". He didn't die immediately (part 1) and now he is suffering from cognitive delusions. (partial fulfillment of part 2.) Now he just needs to experience extreme pain from his delusions and complete my wish. My he can try facial bone restructuring like a moronic influencer, by hitting himself in the face with a sledgehammer?

Pig Bodine's avatar

I wonder if he was confused again and was actually heading for the St. Peter's Pet Crematorium and Butcher Shop in White Plains?

Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

“My friend of my lifetime”? Uh oh. Looks like someone has caught Orange Shitgibbon Pox, where you are unable to describe normal things in a normal way. Dr. Oz has caught it, Vance is infected, RFKJ had it already. Rudy’s been suffering for years honestly. Let’s parse WTF he’s trying to say here. Is it that Peter was someone Rudy actually knew, the friend of a lifetime, like the best friend he ever had? And now that he’s dead he’s helping him traverse the afterlife? Like Virgil, if Virgil had terrible taste in friends? Or does he mean this Peter is like a friend assigned to him like “my friend of a lifetime” is like some kind of Temu Guardian Angel? Or is Rudy just full of shit, decompensating like his god-emperor, and unable to express coherent thoughts? The jury is still out but I’m leaning towards option 3.

John Santos's avatar

I wonder who patient zero is? RFKJ? Some 16th century loon? Is Orange Shitgibbon Pox caused by a virus or by a bacterium? Maybe a brain fungus or parasite? Can you cure it by drinking bleach? Scientists want to know!

Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

Definitely RFKJ. It didn’t present in him as early as it did the Orange Shitgibbon (hence the name) because when you snort coke off toilet seats, swim in sewage and eat decomposing roadkill you build up a hell of an immune system. But eventually it won out in him too.

GrumperDem's avatar

Laughing so hard.

Glennis Waterman's avatar

I always love “I can’t say it…” and then they proceed to say it. A classic every time.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

So apparently agency executives have foisted the dreaded AI on us. We all now have accounts for NotebookLM and Gemini.

At least it's optional, for now.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

I can't see "Gemini" without thinking of the lyrics to Slayer's "Gemini":

Endure the pain

You know my name

I am your soul insane

I am no one

No one who cares

I am your soul despair

stulexington's avatar

Start asking it questions you'd normally ask your manager and excitedly explain how easily it would replace your boss.

Maybe's avatar

Never question authority. They don't know either.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Notebook LM is actually one of the few cool things. The rest of Gemini sucks.

It's a reflecting Jen!'s avatar

We keep getting invited for training to Learn How To Be More Efficient With AI!

Boss man joked that it would be very much more efficient not to be going to all these trainings

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

We have some training on AI coming up. I really dislike them. It takes too much work to explain the context to the stupid thing.

It's a reflecting Jen!'s avatar

Our latest one was all how we had to be traaaiinnneeed to learn how to figure out how to prompt the thing.

sort of lol'd.

So instead of just...doing a thing yourself...now you gotta figure out how to best ask a machine to do it for you

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Exactly, that's what I mean about context. You have to explain the world around the task you want done. And it'll still be wrong. Multiple iterations later, it's better but still hallucinating.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"Call me when AI starts digging the holes."

It's a reflecting Jen!'s avatar

Right now he is busy doing Not Eligible reports for hundreds of facilities (it's a whole thing, poor fellow) and I told him AI could do it for him!

He did not laugh. I would have laughed.

It's a reflecting Jen!'s avatar

He got back at me by speeding through some blocks so now I got a backklog in the lab lol

Joke's on him tho. The heat is coming eventually. Then it will be lab time

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

𝘈 𝘎𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘶𝘱 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 70 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯 𝘈𝘐 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘳𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘧 (48 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵) 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥. 𝘖𝘯𝘭𝘺 27 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳.

𝗔𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮 𝗻𝘂𝗰𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘆𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝗮 𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿

AI and the bit barns that power it have developed a serious PR problem

https://www.theregister.com/on-prem/2026/05/14/americans-would-rather-have-a-nuclear-plant-in-their-backyard-than-a-datacenter/5240203

TerseNurse's avatar

I has questions about this 27% or respondents. They seem eerily similar to the 30% or so who think Trump is doing a bang-up job.

eppe's avatar
May 15Edited

The polling companies must have a shared hardcore list of 60 or so respondents that are always willing to answer the questions but can't remember what they said last time. Change my mind!

It's a reflecting Jen!'s avatar

think one of the NYT poll people were caught doing just that- only asking the same people.

Was a few years ago

eppe's avatar
May 15Edited

Someone I know who was in the poll biz years ago said that his company was mainly concerned with marketing surveys like product choice and approval that the marketers paid for quite impressively. But on the 1 out of five or so calls where they got someone who answered all the questions they would ask a political question or two right at the end of the call.

TerseNurse's avatar

Yeah, the same elderly midwestern farmers who still have land lines and don't screen their phone calls. Somewhat hard of hearing also too.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

They're rebels Dotty.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Dja see the video at the college graduation where AI was universally and loudly booed when the speaker championed it?

I laughed.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/ufc-commencement-speaker-calls-ai-192344049.html

Maybe's avatar

I'm not as afraid of how AI might develop as I am of how certain people could misuse it.

It's a reflecting Jen!'s avatar

Makes sense tho. A Nuclear plant gives power. A data center hoovers it up.

Also apparently they are dumping warmed water back into the water systems and it is killing fish dead cause it does not take many degrees to do that.

wobbly's avatar

("I've seen what you do to Rose Gardens."):

Xi said during his welcoming remarks at Zhongnanhai that Trump was interested in learning about the garden at the compound, including the Chinese roses. “I’ve agreed to send the seeds for these roses to the president as a gift,” Xi said through an interpreter.

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/05/14/world/trump-xi-summit-beijing

eppe's avatar

"He never promised MAGA a Chinese rose garden"

It's a reflecting Jen!'s avatar

Someone reset the clock on being a national embarassment

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

We reset the clock and removed the battery. Saves time.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

He combined the money-maker, SpaceX, with the money loser, xAI, because Elno's AI "Grok" is a nazi and sucks donkey balls?

𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘟 𝘢𝘤𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘹𝘈𝘐 — 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘔𝘶𝘴𝘬 — 𝘪𝘯 𝘍𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘺. 𝘔𝘶𝘴𝘬 𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘟𝘈𝘐 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘩.

𝗘𝗹𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗸’𝘀 𝗦𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗲𝗫𝗔𝗜 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗳𝗳 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗿

https://techcrunch.com/2026/05/14/elon-musks-spacexai-has-been-bleeding-staff-since-its-merger/

I don't know anyone using "Grok" ...

eppe's avatar
May 15Edited

"Grok" used to be the word I used from time to time just to see if the other person had read "Stranger ..."

eppe's avatar

X marks a lot of sloppy sloppy spots.

It's a reflecting Jen!'s avatar

The fun bit is SpaceX was only a money maker because /our fucking Tax Dollars/

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Tesla, too.

It's carbon credits, but certainly not the actual fucking cars.

It's a reflecting Jen!'s avatar

Free market my ass

The real reason he combined them is when it goes tits up, not if, when, we're gonna be on the goddamned hook

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

The seemingly daily article about the lack of bookings at hotels in World Cup venues.

Looks like, despite the positive noises coming out of FIFA, the Trump World Cup is mirroring his other business ventures.

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The Wanderstay is a mile on foot from the Houston fan zone and a short drive from the stadium hosting Houston's matches. It is currently at 45% capacity for the period of the tournament, Mathis told the BBC, compared with 70% for the same time last year.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn0p2532xn4o

eppe's avatar

Since Infantino has concluded that Trump has brought peace to the globe, no one has any more desire to be entertained by 22 men engaged in conflict on a soccer pitch.

MRK's avatar

World Cups and Olympics never deliver all they promise to the hosts, but this is pathetic. Probably because the host country doesn't care about soccer and has become incredibly hostile to foreign travelers.

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

Actually more Americans have started liking soccer, and if we had a real president, oh, say President Harris, visitors would be swarming the country, and even Americans would be planning on going to some matches.

The whole problem is Dipshit and his regime being so stupid and so evil, and FIFA being so stupid, greedy and evil that they didn't see this coming and stopped it before it was too late. IOW - it's the country becoming incredibly hostile to foreign visitors, and Dipshit's crappy economy, so that Americans don't have as much to spend on sports.

MRK's avatar

More, yes. Still not enough to fill World Cup arenas on our own, though.

It's a reflecting Jen!'s avatar

yeah I am thinking even foot the ball fans draw a hard line with "might get kidnapped off the streets, shoved in a concrete cell for months without being allowed to call your family or a lawyer, and ultimately deported to some other foreign country you are not even from"

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I'm sure y'all remember from yesterday the 1.6 billion dollars donnie's grabbing for the criminals from January 6th? How much you wanna bet that money gets permanently stuck in his bank account?

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

Dipshit thinks that he can take it with him to buy his way out of hell and then to use the rest to buy Heaven and turn it into one of his trash palaces.

ETA: Wouldn't it be funny if he was able to take all that money with him, Satan accepts it, but puts him in the lowest circle of Hell anyway?

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Or goes to a foreign bank account to "hold."

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Well, it's all the same to PAB.

It's a reflecting Jen!'s avatar

Not sure why he thought it was helping underprivileged kids. That is one of the things about those commercials that always struck me- it never says HOW they are cars for kids. Just that they are cars for kids. Always a red flag to me when a charity does not say what it does.

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

Wonkers will appreciate this short video from Stephen Colbert brutally mocking CBS News, in particular Bari Weiss and that Tony guy she hired to be the news anchor.

https://youtu.be/jQpqIPBYmDM?si=W8rzEnfMlkJDAhcM