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Cheap & Nothing Wasted's avatar

Rudy is a far sicker pile of shit that I've ever even imagined.

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acumenata's avatar

His version of that was, "She never worked for me."

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revenant's avatar

One more thing. The next time some jerk starts up with the "Geez, I can't even talk to a woman at my job without having her run right down to HR to file a complaint" or some "edgy" standup goes the "Women have ALL THE POWER, say the simplest thing about she looks good and next thing you know everybody thinks you're a rapist", let us all remind them of this egregious case. Roodles didn't just "accidentally" offend this person, he repeatedly raped her and got away with it for years because she knew his connections could ruin her career, and all the while this pig fucker was held up to us as some kind of hero, plus a really smart lawyer. Yeah, we men got it sooo hard.

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chiefkurtz's avatar

I had sinus discharge the color or Rudy's bottom row once. My wife drove me to the ER.

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chiefkurtz's avatar

This photo is giving me Fred Thompson vibe, no?

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Not if he never paid her. Sounds like the money she sometimes got may not have had HR signing off on it.

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Gregg Evans's avatar

Someone use small words to explain to me why this is not going to lead to a criminal rape case?It's well within the statute of limitations and, well, it's just short of tying her down...

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SFNY's avatar

Don't miss these two:

124. On February 7, 2019 ... Giuliani told Ms. Dunphy, in her capacity as his employee, about a plan that had been prepared for if Trump lost the 2020election. Specifically, Giuliani told Ms. Dunphy that Trump’s team would claim that there was “voter fraud” and that Trump had actually won the election. This plan was discussed at several business meetings with Giuliani and Lev Parnas.125. That same day, Giuliani had Ms. Dunphy sit in on a speakerphone conversation about a potential business opportunity involving a $72 billion dollar gas deal in China.

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SFNY's avatar

Sure, Jan.

151. ... During the discussion, Ms. Dunphy referenced the fact that she was Giuliani’s “employee,” and Giuliani agreed. Giuliani explained that Ms. Dunphy was accompanying him as his employee-guest and his consultant. This conversation was recorded.

152. Giuliani and Ms. Dunphy attended the dinner for the King of Spain later that night. At the dinner, Giuliani introduced Ms. Dunphy as his Director of Business Development to the Mayor of Palm Beach, various business executives, and other attendees.

153. On March 5, 2019, Giuliani agreed to pay for Ms. Dunphy’s rent since all of her income from Giuliani and the Giuliani Companies was deferred.

155. Around March 9, 2019, Giuliani brought Ms. Dunphy to Mar-a-Lago where theyhad a friendly meeting with Trump, and Giuliani introduced Ms. Dunphy to Trump as Giuliani’semployee. This encounter was fairly brief, since Giuliani expressed to Ms. Dunphy that he wasconcerned that Trump might try to poach her away from working for Giuliani.

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acumenata's avatar

Rudy and his attorneys apparently think that denying obvious and provable facts will retroactively change them.

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SFNY's avatar

"I'M IMMUNE!!1!!1!"

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Chris P's avatar

'Giuliani often demanded that she work naked, in a bikini, or in short shorts with an American flag on them that he bought for her."

And did she? I mean, what does it take for you to quit a job, eh?!

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SFNY's avatar

Another day, another lawsuit:

Man sues Giuliani over false arrest after ‘pat’ on back led to assault charge

Daniel Gill seeks monetary damages for assault charges in 2022 after clapping mayor on back and saying: ‘What’s up, scumbag?’https://www.theguardian.com...

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Paul Dietzel's avatar

It's a spittin' image of Elon's Cybertruck or whatever the hell he calls it. The one he's been promising for five years or so.

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Well, I guess we know where Tesla got the idea, then.

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DemoCat 🐈🌊⚖️'s avatar

Selling pardons for $2m, splitting fiddy fiddy with Trump? If there are emails substantiating this, you’d think that would be enough to charge a former president with a lot of criminal charges. But that’s only Democratic presidents. Even if Trump admitted doing it, the media would applaud Trump for creating financial consequences for criminals hoping for exoneration. Nothing to see here!

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