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Is Ass-Chewliani more of an A- suck-butt or B- cheapskate? I mean, he wants to A-- wear his red tie real long, like over his dick, as a tribute to his lame-brained boss but he doesn't want to B- buy a custom long tie. He'd rather just tie the one he's got back-assward and leave his jacket open. (I don't know why I let this shit bother me, it's taking years off of my life...)

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are u really a mailman?because i am a letter carrier

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I just found these DNS records before the election. I thought, in my suspicious evil mind, "Hey maybe the Russians are putting money in the Occupant's campaign/" But this rabbit hole goes so very insanely deep. And the NYTimes has never backed off of the famous, "No Trump Russian Connection".

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It kind of goes with his decision to get his teeth bonded and veneered, but only the top teeth

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Roodles ran out of tape

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It`s not? My brothers name is André, not sure where else the accent should go.

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Running “third party” on a Constitution Party ticket is the GOP version of "Isis is too crazy for al Quaeda.”

Plus it’s hard to see any sunlight between them when, just last week, Blankenship was pushing the anti-Biden Ukraine conspiracy BS. https://twitter.com/DonBlan...

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SO many fake tits in that photo.

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With tRump it's the shit not the cream that rises to the top.

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Guilty? Moi? Au contraire!

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She's fuckin' those gross old dudes. Possibly in service of Russia.

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How does she pronounce “Christianné”? Christiann-ay? Christiann-ee? Just Christianne?

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Five bucks says he did that to it himself, hoping girls would fix it for him while he breathed his booze breath in their faces and made gross old man comments to them.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww ew ew ew ewwwwwwwwwwww

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You could be meaner than mean and say "cute fad, little one. Got any actual comment to make or is everything you say a meme?"

(Full disclosure - I said something similar to the offspring once, and he sucked in his breath and admiringly muttered "wow... savage.")

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Hmph. Liberty U types are the first to call out black people for their weird and/or "misspelled" names.

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