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mailman27's avatar

Is Ass-Chewliani more of an A- suck-butt or B- cheapskate? I mean, he wants to A-- wear his red tie real long, like over his dick, as a tribute to his lame-brained boss but he doesn't want to B- buy a custom long tie. He'd rather just tie the one he's got back-assward and leave his jacket open. (I don't know why I let this shit bother me, it's taking years off of my life...)

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p milton's avatar

are u really a mailman?because i am a letter carrier

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L Jean Camp's avatar

I just found these DNS records before the election. I thought, in my suspicious evil mind, "Hey maybe the Russians are putting money in the Occupant's campaign/" But this rabbit hole goes so very insanely deep. And the NYTimes has never backed off of the famous, "No Trump Russian Connection".

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Cat Cafe's avatar

It kind of goes with his decision to get his teeth bonded and veneered, but only the top teeth

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biff murphy's avatar

Roodles ran out of tape

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Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

It`s not? My brothers name is André, not sure where else the accent should go.

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kfunk937's avatar

Running “third party” on a Constitution Party ticket is the GOP version of "Isis is too crazy for al Quaeda.”

Plus it’s hard to see any sunlight between them when, just last week, Blankenship was pushing the anti-Biden Ukraine conspiracy BS. https://twitter.com/DonBlan...

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MyLovelyNose's avatar

SO many fake tits in that photo.

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Rickyphoo's avatar

With tRump it's the shit not the cream that rises to the top.

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Cripes's avatar

Guilty? Moi? Au contraire!

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

She's fuckin' those gross old dudes. Possibly in service of Russia.

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Relativicus's avatar

How does she pronounce “Christianné”? Christiann-ay? Christiann-ee? Just Christianne?

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Much classy.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Five bucks says he did that to it himself, hoping girls would fix it for him while he breathed his booze breath in their faces and made gross old man comments to them.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww ew ew ew ewwwwwwwwwwww

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

You could be meaner than mean and say "cute fad, little one. Got any actual comment to make or is everything you say a meme?"

(Full disclosure - I said something similar to the offspring once, and he sucked in his breath and admiringly muttered "wow... savage.")

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Zyxomma's avatar

Hmph. Liberty U types are the first to call out black people for their weird and/or "misspelled" names.

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