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SethTriggs's avatar

This clownshoes lolyer is still ALIVE?

He should be begging for change in a bus station, not subjecting us to racist drivel. Yet another person who whizzed their whole career down the drain for a 34x felonious conman sex pest. It was less embarrassing for him that he married his cousin.

SunMoonStars's avatar

Well I'll be. I thought he was dead or near dead like McFuckface. I had no idea he was running around scaring kids again.

YaJagoff's avatar

Bill Cassidy turned out to be the decisive vote to give Blanche his new ass lickin' positon. Asshole!

SethTriggs's avatar

Never trust these unreconstructed fucks. Ever.

Christopher Bosch's avatar

A hideous man in hideous clothes.v

And I truly appreciate this bespectacled troll calling Democrats in general "traitors" after he was caught being an unregistered lobbyist for the Turkish dictator Not to mention his noisy support of the most valuable foreign asset the GRU has had since Victor Sorge, King Piggy the Buffoon.

SethTriggs's avatar

When you serve the unreconstructed, you get the full season pass of audacity.

Audrey Ritter's avatar

WHAT? Where? Absolutely stupid.

CzechJournalists's avatar

i feel like this post has planted a seed for a Rocky Horror rewatch in the near future.

SunMoonStars's avatar

I actually went to a theatre and participated and I still laugh about it. I still watch that movie too.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Never thought Rudy Giuliani would be the one to accurately sum up my career, but there it is, "completely useless jackass as an executive."

PropellerVigo's avatar

“‘We'll have free daycare.’ OK. Who's going to pay for it? ‘The taxpayers.’ And if you stop making them pay for it, how many taxpayers you’re going to have left?"

Besides the fact this sentence makes no coherent sense. Stop making taxpayers pay for it? Why?

Anyway. Who's going to pay for it? Themselves, with the jobs they can get by putting their kids in the Pre-K. Not you. You live in Florida.

Also, if babies are too dumb for algebra to stick, they're also too dumb for "trans" to stick you stupid bastard.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Public libraries never bankrupted anyone. Neither did public parks or pools or schools. How is it that America's Mayor is so utterly ignorant about cities?

Marlon Rando's avatar

Totally OT:

And though I conquered all those countries,

They were weak and I was strong;

A little too ambitious maybe,

But I never loved Eva Braun.

gallbladder's avatar

She's gonna be heartbroken when she reads this. I mean, I thought you two were so into each other.

Marlon Rando's avatar

She had her uses. But she wanted me to use BlueChew.

gallbladder's avatar

Certainly knew how to throw parties with invading forces on the doorstep.

Herr Snackmeier's avatar

"Parents need childcare in order to work so that they can provide for their children."

True, that. Here's a 'rest of the story' addendum that would make Paul Harvey proud/angry.

In Mid-Victorian London a strange little man it was unmistakably German, the sound of it was in his voice, the smell of its cuisine was in his clothes.

All this was noted by is across the hall neighbor, mid-victorian novelist Charles Dickens. Sometimes they would talk late into the night.

He had such strange ideas, Dickens told his wife. But the ideas were compelling too. Both were very interested in what they smokestacks and factory and the people who work with them were doing to change life on Great Britain.

Before the industria revolution, what did we have, the little man asked. He answered too -- serfdom and feudalism. Look at how they measured time. Nothing by the clock, but everything by calendar. Their work was farmwork, paced by the changing of the seasons -- planting, growing, harvesting, and the fallow deadness of winter. The church had a calendar as well, and it moved with the seasons. All hallows, advent, lent, Easter, the quiet summer season of Ordinary Time.

If you knew at what point on the horizon where the sun would rise, you knew what work you were to be doing and you knew what season came next and its work.

And what have we today? The funny little man stroked his beard and said, the clock. Industrial man and woman wake before the Sun, to the sound the ramping on doors and the tapping on window panes -- the knockers hired by factory owners wake up the workers. Or perhaps they had one of the new alarm clocks.

And their work knows no season. It is the same drudgery, keeping the spinning machines working in the textile mill, whether it is spring, summer or winter. The time of rising is the same whether the sun is early or late. The work day is over. Not because the sun is sunk below the horizon, because this the factory steam whistle is decreeded so.

And then the little man said something that shocked Dickens. It's not all bad. Serfdom was hardly freedom. What labor was performed belonged to the hereditary owner of the land, and the worker was paid with what portion the lord thought just. If it was a time of war, and the lord of the manor had to pay the king so that the king could hire troops, then there would be less for the workers, no thought given to the value and that the workers had contributed. Factory owner may be a hard man, but the pay is usually the same from week to week and if he should reduce it, he will reduce it for all at the same time.

Notice this about the men with capital: he needs the flexibility of workers. He needs them to work when he needs them to work. And the work is unconnected from the cycle of the seasons or the cycle of the day. And so he disconnects his workers from the natural world.

Look at how we improves his factories. If his latest machines work faster, the humans that support them must work faster. If the machines can accomplish more, than fewer, humans are needed. The clock is the master of this age, and the factory owner is constantly innovating. Plus the worker must be flexible in order to find some role within that system.

But look what happens. The worker is expected to leave all of their other allegations in life during the time by the clock that they give to the factory. Whereas under feudalism of poor serf lmight bring their children or with them into the fields, or scamper amidst the loom set up in the front room of the family cottage, the worker of necessity must temporarily abandon their children in order to take on flexibilities needed for factory work.

And at present the factory owner is under no obligation to mitigate the costs that come from us. There is some talk of compulsary daytime public education, but for now, in this mid-victorian age, it is the workers themselves that must somehow unite to ensure that their children are safe. In a binary marriage, it of necessity requires that one partner stay in the home. This was unknown in feudalism.

What feudalism was worse in one respect. While the clock dictates that a worker must contribute 100% of his efforts during his hours of work to building value for his employer, those hours he does not work belong exclusively to him and to his family. This was unknown in feudalism.

And so if something could be done to reduce the working hours and increase the non-working hours, worker might with his efforts take back something of the value he adds by having you unstructured time for himself and his loved ones.

A synthesis is needed, you might say, from the system of feudalism and its antithesis capitalism.

Were burning low at this point and and Dickens had a public reading tomorrow. They said they're goodbyes. Maybe you can make something of your ideas, Dickens said.

And that little German man, who smelled of sauerkraut and was weirdly preoccupied with clocks and serfdom, was Karl Marx.

And now you know the rest of the story.

Rosy Fidel's avatar

At this point I am seriously considering going to New York. It sounds like such a great place now that Mamdani is in charge

Antifa Commander's avatar

Mamdani…the completely useless guy who’s never had a job

His job is NYC MAYOR, Rudy.

What the fuck is your job, again?

R. Riddle's avatar

Don't discount Rudy's position as America's premiere bottom shelf whiskey tester.

TerseNurse's avatar

and when you say 'bottom shelf' you ain't kidding!

R. Riddle's avatar

County Commissioners in my central NC area are leaning heavy into the "librarians and school teachers are Marxists" mantra this election season as they ramp up book banning and attacks on the local library and schools.

The main instigator is a guy who appears to be a career national GOP operative who, somehow, moved here in 2019 for no apparent reason and started running for local office. And, oddly, he promotes himself as a "professor", who only teaches a couple of online courses in communications each year, and who conveniently doesn't mention the GOP and ultra-conservative PACs and campaigns he's spent the last forty years working for.

So, yeah, they're trying to stir up trans and LGBTQ hate as a their ticket for the mid-terms. People are pissed as hell and I don't think it's working.

TerseNurse's avatar

How many people actually watch this drivel?

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Someone below pointed out that he averages 5-10K per month. So ... "not many people".

R. Riddle's avatar

The same number who watch the Livestreams of Landfills! channel on YouTube.

TerseNurse's avatar

I would totally watch a livestream of a junkyard, with those cool jaws and magnet cranes and crushers and stuff!

JunkYardDogg's avatar

I spent my whole life in scrap yards. We have done some real interesting stuff over the years. Saw some real interesting things. Everyday. When I was 29, I was offered a job of running a ship wrecking (dismantling) yard in Brownsville, Texas. No f’n way I’d live there.

gallbladder's avatar

I'm more of a "Post 10" man, myself.

Antifa Commander's avatar

He seems to be against expropriating billionaires’ money, but I distinctly remember him laying claim to somebody else’s tits.

TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

Oh, so then he's in favour of making it affordable for parents to stay home with their children, right? Right?

Goin Green's avatar

Mutually exclusive.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Dick Cheney was known to believe that "housewives" should be compensated.

TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

What about househusbands? Cause equality and all.

JunkYardDogg's avatar

Ain’t exactly manly man stuff