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Zyxomma's avatar

You left out drag performer. Or maybe that's what he has going for him. Because, on 9/11, he was out and about with the police and fire chiefs as his personal escort.

Zyxomma's avatar

Call it Tea Party Gone Wild.

motmelere's avatar

“This is like Nixon going to China. Nixon could go to China because Nixon was a strong anti-Communist going back to the McCarthy era. So he could go to China, and he wouldn’t get criticized. If Kennedy had gone to China, who knows what would have happened, right?”Only a willfully ignorant asshat could think of making such a statement. Kennedy fought the soviets with a world ending intensity (just how many heroes are there that refused to start Armageddon? hmmm), amped up the arms race in such a way that would give miss Lindsey Graham a hard on, and set the stage for Reagan's 'Tear this wall down' moment. Rudy, you couldn't suck harder, even if you were choking on Nixon's moldy balls.

motmelere's avatar

It would NOT be pretty.

willi0000000's avatar

baby steps.

[next year he will admit that the President had one idea that wasn't complete shit . . . just mostly]

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Oh, he could say so much more. Like "as mayor of New York, you were a total fuckup who trashed race relations and installed a mobbed-up dirty cop as police commissioner just because he French-kissed your ass."

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

"I hate to mention it...."

Then don't mention it, you addlepated relic! (Especially since "it" turns out to be an indigestible lump of racism, paternalism and lies.)

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Or a tasteful long gown.

calliecallie's avatar

It was Obama that ruined the Middle East. Right.

calliecallie's avatar

They have to show their birth certificates.

Poly_Ester's avatar

First -- Stop digging, Rudy. The take your foot out of your mouth, or better yet STFU.

chicken thief's avatar

Your edit rooned my comment! :-/

chicken thief's avatar

Rudy prolly sees himself more as Dick Cheney to Dubya in the Walker admin than as AG.