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Coffee first, then laughs.

You can count on coffee. You can't always do that with laughs.

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Lithuanian. Roodlet proposed during a trip to the Old Country to meet 'rents.

Not surprising, a bride from a state with an authoritarian government between the wars. Their present official anti-semitism is just a grace note.

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The Lithuanians are a pretty reactionary lot, not very fond of either of Soviets or the Russians.

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(Once Letitia James finishes off Roodles and Trumpy, she may take out Cuomo...)

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Weird how Andrew Giuliani grew up to look and act so much like Chris Farley playing him as a child...

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It's brilliant, esp. the music. But then I'm a Southerner, so I may be prejudiced... ;0)

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Upvote in sympathy for your valiant fight against Disgust's inevitable mangling of pasted text.

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He was going for biblical "shining city on a hill" but at the last second he remembered he's running for governor and not mayor, and needed to include more that NYC in his metaphor. Hence, "shining state."

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It's that big head/small face combo that really brings it together.

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so a son who got his last job through a friend of his father in a company where they had no standards. No experience in government except as a child with a father known more for his cheating on his wife. He actually thought he could install his mistress in Gracie mansion along with his wife and small children. . This guy thinks he could be governor about as much as trump could be president.

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You don't realize what his mother's like. She would NEVER!

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Isn't that little Andy who was a little doofus at his dad's mayoral swearing-in ceremony in 1994? In the clip I saw, it also looked like baby sister was picking her nose. Such a lovely family.

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For fans of innumeracy: age 18 - 23 is "part" of one decade, age 23 - 28 is two decades, age 28 - 33 is three decades, age 33 - 34 is .... fuckit, never mind.

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Blecchcelsior!!!!

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Wow. He is impressively stupid and ignorant. I can tell he worked in the Trump White House.

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I ... he can't even count.

Is he depending on Faux Noise to have dumbed down all its viewers to the point where they can't either ...?

https://twitter.com/atrupar...

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