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Yeah... Donhole lost the Republican primary in his hometown, so might want to rethink that....

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Bleah. It'll be interesting to see which real Dem candidates decide to primary Cuomo. The last GOP governor we had, George Pataki, was 16 years ago and was one of the last relatively inoffensive Republicans.

The people AFTER Pataki include Carl Paladino, whom Rachel Maddow thought might be a long-form experiment in performance art.

Nicole Malliatakis was the last GOP sacrificial lamb, and I guess she was rewarded with $$ for her campaign for the Staten Island House seat. She is an always-Trumper who mostly votes with Marjorie Taylor Greene.

People would love Tish James to run, but she may be too engrossed in putting Trump and Trump-adjacent grifters in jail.

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He played Andrew Giuliani as a child. When Rudy was sworn in, Andrew interrupted his father's speech, echoing the words and climbing all over his Dad.

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Well...Spitzer pranked himself when he decided to pay hookers he barebacked in cash, and triggered a bank investigation.

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It's a skit where Farley plays a young Andrew:

https://www.nbc.com/saturda...

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I was wondering what he looked like and I'm sorry to have the answer.

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Hey, I don't play games. I read Wonkette!

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What about "Inside of anybody named Trump"?

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9ui1an1 isn't a "New York Family." He's just a guy who happened to be mayor when a few angry arabs targeted his emergency response center and ended up taking out the neighboring building too.

As far as fantasy match ups go, DeRosa v. Stefanik would be the utter ass-kicking the latter deserves.

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I feel like the cat every time anyone mentions Rudy or his "son"

https://twitter.com/funnydo...

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That's some serious fugly going on there!

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1966: Reagan2003: Ahnold2021: Is Californians learnding about electing unqualified republicon celebrities?

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Pizza for I. C. Wiener...

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They got caught (3% of all fraudulent charges last year) and had to pay it back.

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GROSSSSSSSS

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He was SEVEN then?! How embarassing.

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