Running Low On New Wars, Senate Declares U.S. Soil Latest 'Battlefield'
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Good news, everyone! Ever since launching major foreign invasions got a little too expensive and pointless (mostly expensive) even for Congress, and Times Are Tough, our nations' lawmakers have decided to start "focusing on the domestic issues" like everyone keeps asking them to do,
Running Low On New Wars, Senate Declares U.S. Soil Latest 'Battlefield'
Running Low On New Wars, Senate Declares U.S…
Running Low On New Wars, Senate Declares U.S. Soil Latest 'Battlefield'
Good news, everyone! Ever since launching major foreign invasions got a little too expensive and pointless (mostly expensive) even for Congress, and Times Are Tough, our nations' lawmakers have decided to start "focusing on the domestic issues" like everyone keeps asking them to do,