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Or, just pour liquor down the throat. Efficient.

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I was at the zoo last week. From the way the gorillas hang out at the glass, I believe that people teevee may be one of the greatest entertainment pleasures in the world.

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I wonder what bathroom Rush uses. No, I don't want to know.

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Similarly, they don't actually know what the Bible says either, except for the 2 or 3 bits they agree with.

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Try the candied raccoon. It's divine. The caviar of the trailer park.

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Someone hit that fucker on the back of the neck, with votes!

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You are nearly correct. Humans are not apes, Technically, we are in the family Hominidae, known collectively as the Great Apes, and are also Primates.

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I'll tell you what annoys me about evolution. How come the sharks get rows and rows of conveyor-belt teeth, but I get one set, and when I loose one I have to pay $3000 to get it replaced???? Explain that one. And why do box jellyfish produce tons of toxic venom, while nothing in my body will prevent a single mosquito from biting me. Gee, that annoys me!!!

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Apparently we need the idiots. Otherwise who would be our policemen?

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It was SO nice when we didn't have to listen to Rushie's verbal diarrhea. I hope that happens again. Soon.

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Has anyone read the science fiction book "Brain Wave" by Poul Anderson? The story is that at the end of the Cretaceous period, Earth moved into an energy-damping field in space. Now in modern times, Earth suddenly moves out of the field. Within weeks all animal life on Earth becomes about 5 times as intelligent. One of the main characters in the story is mentally disabled; when the earth moves out of the field he becomes a genius by pre-change standards. Even though his intelligence has increased five-fold, so has everyone else's. He is still considered a relative simpleton.

And I mention this because after the change, Rush Limbaugh would still be a moron.

Good book, I recommend it.

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If I was emperor of the United States, I would insist that every child be exposed to this video. Over the course of 10 minutes it provides an amazingly forceful and articulate argument against idiots like Limbaugh. And what takes place between 8:03 to 8:47 is truly a wonder to behold.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Props to Aron and his wife for fighting for children`s science education. A damn shame it`s such an uphill battle, how people in the U.S. is still arguing whether evolution is a thing is gobsmackingly stupid.

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The little boys room, obvs.

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Opiates makes you constipated, so all the shit just spews from his mouth. It`s science.

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