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As a 14 yo I remember the football montage in Monty Python where all the football (soccer) players started kissing. I was in a parochial school and it still didn't destroy my innocence or whatever. Rush, on the other hand, did diminish my faith in humankind.

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And how will you explain to your kids that your president is a slug that likes to grab pussies ?

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If your kids appear confused by seeing people kissing, then you need to first ask them why they are confused. Make them work through it rather than glossing over the societal programming. Then explain it the same way you do about heterosexual couples kissing. How old are the kids? Are they even aware of physical affection between adults yet?

Frankly, my first inclination would be to ask them if they were listening to Limbaugh, or if he’d touched them. Those are much bigger problems.

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Pretty sure I’d get banned if I said what I really think here

So I’ll just say this “You know the five people who’ve had this misfortune of being your wife? It’s like that but with only one man”

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Yeah, I think you should explain why you need boner pills in the Thailand of the Caribbean before you get to ask anybody anything. He may have Stage 4 cancer but he's definitely been a Stage 4 asshole and creep most of his life.

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And I have direct knowledge that he himself enjoys kissing men/boys

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Hey! Guess who sucks? If you guessed Rush Limbaugh, congratulations! You win! What'd you win, you ask? Well, you won a lifetime supply of being a probably not-terrible person with critical thinking skills! Whoo hoo! 🎉🙌

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Hey Rush; it's just like you and your Dominican rent-boy, except overage and consented to.

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It's always the deflection, isn't it.

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Like hopefully you were not the recipient of said attention?

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And if more people like that vote in November, we are saved

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A little trivia. Back in the Clinton era, Limbaugh boasted that he could be trusted in Hotel 6 with your underage daughter. Yes. He said it and said it repeatedly. Soon after this very creepy claim of integrity came Rush’s crises: he had his maid scoring illegal prescription drugs. It’s remarkable. Black people have gone to jail for less under sentencing promoted by Rush. Jail is for other people. Rush went home and later picked up a medal.

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No, but I SAW THE TEXTS to someone I know...

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Oh, the devil is in the details, isn't it? Nothing about your underage son!

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Oh FFS

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I'll be happy when Rush shuffles, with pained breaths, off this mortal coil and I never have to think about him ever again.

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