Prepare to push your twin beds together, Mr. and Mrs. John Q. Public, because Rush Limbaugh is here to give you some completely unsolicited sexxx tips on how to be sexxxy! Rush (and presumably the three former Mrs. Limbaughs) knows a thing or two about sexual disappointment, so his remarks about consent should be considered in the proper context. That context, according to
"How many of you guys, in your own experience with women on certain prerecorded DVDs, have learned that 'no' means 'yes,' if you know how to fast-forward it?"
<i>How many of you guys, in your own experience with women, have learned that &ldquo;no&rdquo; means &ldquo;yes,&rdquo; if you know how to spot it?</i>
I used to get those &quot;sponsored posts&quot; on my Facederp wall
then I blocked them, because it&#039;s offensive pickup artist BS- perfect material for Rush&#039;s target audience
You&#039;re all missing the obvious. In the Czech language, the word for <i>yes</i> is <i>ano</i>. Makes for some really confusing <strike> restraining orders</strike> dates, believe you me.
<i>More dispatches to come, from your humble correspondent.</i>
I thought &quot;the babby is in my pant leg&quot; was the safe word?
Because the Widdle Chimp is far too short to reach the parts to get things going.
And the monkey can&#039;t reach the pedals, either.
&quot;How many of you guys, in your own experience with women on certain prerecorded DVDs, have learned that &#039;no&#039; means &#039;yes,&#039; if you know how to fast-forward it?&quot;
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In fairness, some of those marriages happened before he was a rich asshole, and was just an asshole.
The photograph reminds me of one of the greatest tee vee personalities in my life: Lassie taking a shit.
<i>How many of you guys, in your own experience with women, have learned that &ldquo;no&rdquo; means &ldquo;yes,&rdquo; if you know how to spot it?</i>
I used to get those &quot;sponsored posts&quot; on my Facederp wall
then I blocked them, because it&#039;s offensive pickup artist BS- perfect material for Rush&#039;s target audience
Rush has heard NO so often he just has to assume, for the sake of self-respect, that some were YES. Really Rush, they meant NO.
You&#039;re all missing the obvious. In the Czech language, the word for <i>yes</i> is <i>ano</i>. Makes for some really confusing <strike> restraining orders</strike> dates, believe you me.
<i>More dispatches to come, from your humble correspondent.</i>
Of course, if it stays &quot;no&quot; then she&#039;s a frigid bitch. If it changes to &quot;yes&quot;, she&#039;s a slut.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Or, &quot;Rush&quot;, which is guaranteed to kill the mood instantly.