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I thought "the babby is in my pant leg" was the safe word?

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Because the Widdle Chimp is far too short to reach the parts to get things going.

And the monkey can't reach the pedals, either.

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"How many of you guys, in your own experience with women on certain prerecorded DVDs, have learned that 'no' means 'yes,' if you know how to fast-forward it?"

CORRECTED TRANSCRIPT

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In fairness, some of those marriages happened before he was a rich asshole, and was just an asshole.

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The photograph reminds me of one of the greatest tee vee personalities in my life: Lassie taking a shit.

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<i>How many of you guys, in your own experience with women, have learned that “no” means “yes,” if you know how to spot it?</i>

I used to get those "sponsored posts" on my Facederp wall

then I blocked them, because it's offensive pickup artist BS- perfect material for Rush's target audience

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Rush has heard NO so often he just has to assume, for the sake of self-respect, that some were YES. Really Rush, they meant NO.

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You're all missing the obvious. In the Czech language, the word for <i>yes</i> is <i>ano</i>. Makes for some really confusing <strike> restraining orders</strike> dates, believe you me.

<i>More dispatches to come, from your humble correspondent.</i>

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Of course, if it stays "no" then she's a frigid bitch. If it changes to "yes", she's a slut.

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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

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Or, "Rush", which is guaranteed to kill the mood instantly.

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