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malsperanza's avatar

2. If you were President, which would you close down first, the EPA, OSHA, the CDC, the Library of Congress, Medicare, Social Security, Headstart, Pell Grants, the NSF, the Dept. of the Interior, the NTSB, the FDA, the SEC, FEMA, AID, ATF, the FBI, the INS, the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, the Census, DEA, EEOC, the FCC, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, the GAO, or the IRS?

Of course, this question would work better if Rush's name were Katie.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Limbaugh won't host a debate because that would require him letting someone else talk.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Not broadcasting the GOP primaries might be the smartest thing the GOP could do. You really don't want the general public to learn too much about the characters in the clown car.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

The only big tent that would apply to Rush is the one he gets when he goes down to Honduras

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm just not sure anyone in that party still possesses the ability to hit the brakes and pull back from the abyss without going right over the edge these days.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

yeah, put the illegal aliens in charge of the GOP debate

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

they can close with the ever popular Sarah P turkey massacre

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I can't wait for the part where the moderators shout down and/or hang up on the GOP candidates

MonkeyMotion's avatar

This won't be a circus -- it'll be a fkg <i>Freak Show</i> of unprecedented stupid.

Run with it, boys!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

how interesting can a debate be when every candidate's answer is "what he said"?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

more guns

the answer is always more guns

and "FREEDUMB!!1!"

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the GOP base is an advertiser's wet dream- dumb as a post and an authoritarian bent that causes them to believe anything as long as one of their heroes says so- THAT is why the networks will fold on this

Capt.Jim's avatar

I knew this day was coming the republican party has went full on fucking stupid.Thank babby jeebus's daddy for this because I had just about lost my last bit of gawd damn sanity watching them try and out dumbfuck each other day after day.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I actually tuned in to Rush for a couple of minutes the other day. I’m fine, thanks for asking. But it sounded like his voice has gone up an octave since I last heard him many years ago.