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The Quirk's avatar

Pick me up some Dark Ages hookers. They go NUTS for latex and penicillin.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Broadcasting is trying to avoid getting drafted, too?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Cool -- now all we need to do is get him to cross a Texas highway, at night.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Actually, <a href="http:\/\/xkcd.com\/1063\/" target="_blank">you can</a>, but ...

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

<i>Beck's Law</i>: Given enough random dots, you can draw any fucking thing you want.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

You've bee peeking at the Daily Callgirl comments again?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

More here: <a href="http:\/\/www.dailykos.com\/story\/2013\/04\/24\/1204320\/-Rush-Limbaugh-Admits-StopRush-is-Kicking-His-Ass" target="_blank">Limbaugh Admits StopRush is Kicking His Ass</a>

Hilarious that Limpbaugh's only advertisers are a penis enhancement scam, and a motley assortment of crooks working the "Teabaggers Are Gullible Morons" business model.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I had heard it could happen, but today was the first time I got the boobie hexafecta. How fitting that it's under an article about a boob with moobs.

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SullivanSt's avatar

My hovercraft is full of eels.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Plus Castro is a name commonly associated with Cuba, and the Florida GOP is heavily dependent on the Cuban vote. CONNECT THE DOTS, SHEEPLE!

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SullivanSt's avatar

Quick, someone tell Rush that lots of gun toting idiots are shooting themselves. Also, some people jump off bridges.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Is that anywhere near the... wait for it... <strong>Castro</strong> district? Dumb dumb DUHHHH!

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PubOption's avatar

His 'information' does not come much lower than this example.

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PubOption's avatar

Once again, Rush fools in...

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SullivanSt's avatar

That assumes he survives the impeachment proceedings for tanking the stock market that were proposed yesterday, on the first day the DJIA had ever closed above 15,000.

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