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The Quirk's avatar

Pick me up some Dark Ages hookers. They go NUTS for latex and penicillin.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Broadcasting is trying to avoid getting drafted, too?

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Cool -- now all we need to do is get him to cross a Texas highway, at night.

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Actually, <a href="http:\/\/xkcd.com\/1063\/" target="_blank">you can</a>, but ...

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<i>Beck's Law</i>: Given enough random dots, you can draw any fucking thing you want.

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More here: <a href="http:\/\/www.dailykos.com\/story\/2013\/04\/24\/1204320\/-Rush-Limbaugh-Admits-StopRush-is-Kicking-His-Ass" target="_blank">Limbaugh Admits StopRush is Kicking His Ass</a>

Hilarious that Limpbaugh's only advertisers are a penis enhancement scam, and a motley assortment of crooks working the "Teabaggers Are Gullible Morons" business model.

SullivanSt's avatar

I had heard it could happen, but today was the first time I got the boobie hexafecta. How fitting that it's under an article about a boob with moobs.

SullivanSt's avatar

My hovercraft is full of eels.

SullivanSt's avatar

Plus Castro is a name commonly associated with Cuba, and the Florida GOP is heavily dependent on the Cuban vote. CONNECT THE DOTS, SHEEPLE!

SullivanSt's avatar

Quick, someone tell Rush that lots of gun toting idiots are shooting themselves. Also, some people jump off bridges.

SullivanSt's avatar

Is that anywhere near the... wait for it... <strong>Castro</strong> district? Dumb dumb DUHHHH!

PubOption's avatar

His 'information' does not come much lower than this example.

PubOption's avatar

Once again, Rush fools in...

SullivanSt's avatar

That assumes he survives the impeachment proceedings for tanking the stock market that were proposed yesterday, on the first day the DJIA had ever closed above 15,000.