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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Who knew that the amount of butt-hurt one suffered from is actually related to butt size?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I love the student card smackdown.

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bobbert's avatar

I'm sorry, but I have to remark "Guava Libel!!!!!!!".

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bobbert's avatar

And so can you,

(If you don't have a functioning conscience).

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Neither of them can see his penis without a mirror.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

What, does being dead inside, already, not count in your book? Sheesh, some people!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<i>The man who compared 12-year-old Chelsea Clinton to a dog</i>

Which he did on his very own -- wait for the ironic smudge of poop to really soak into your trousers -- LATE NIGHT TEE VEE SHOW.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Someone is butt hurt because he's never been on the tee vee with Jay Leno.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

He misses the days when the President was a joke instead of telling jokes.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

If he thought that diminished the office of President, imagine what he must think of this idiocy:<blockquote>America must not ignore the threat gathering against us. Facing clear evidence of peril, we cannot wait for the final proof, the smoking gun that could come in the form of a mushroom cloud.</blockquote>

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...do you guys know that feeling when you <strong>COMPLETELY</strong> run out of material?! If not, this ass-clown does!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

You guys forgot the time he called Obama a "halfrican American" and a "black man child." How or why American radio continues to do business with him is a complete mystery to me.

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WishingIWereThere's avatar

When, <i>oh when</i>, will we be able to say: "... and Rush Limpbuggar is <i>still dead</i>!"

WHEN?

/no intent to incite any form of violence against said limpnuggets.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>this would not have happened with any prior president.</i>

It's almost like FDR's Fireside Chats never existed for these history impaired whack-jobs.

"Never" and "Always" for professional wingnuts only refers to anything that has happened within the last few years - or since the sun came up this morning. Whichever is more convenient for their argument.

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