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Joseph's avatar

He could have some redeeming qualities like a billion dollar life insurance policy and a heart murmur you can hear on the other side of the expressway.

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Troy Hill's avatar

Jealousy rears its ugly head. Maybe Valerie Jarrett will move in and fix the marriage

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The Quirk's avatar

First thing that comes to MY mind is "Idiot".

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chascates's avatar

Each of Rush's marriage ceremonies gets more and more elaborate. The last one had a military honor guard so the next one will have to take place in a football stadium with a circus parade complete with steam calliope.

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fuflans's avatar

my favorite sir elton quote:

'rude vile pigs!! pigs! pigs!! pigs!!!'

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The Quirk's avatar

Perhaps she didn't care for the slave-Leia outfit he makes her wear at night.

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