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He could have some redeeming qualities like a billion dollar life insurance policy and a heart murmur you can hear on the other side of the expressway.

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Jealousy rears its ugly head. Maybe Valerie Jarrett will move in and fix the marriage

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First thing that comes to MY mind is "Idiot".

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Each of Rush's marriage ceremonies gets more and more elaborate. The last one had a military honor guard so the next one will have to take place in a football stadium with a circus parade complete with steam calliope.

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my favorite sir elton quote:

'rude vile pigs!! pigs! pigs!! pigs!!!'

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Perhaps she didn't care for the slave-Leia outfit he makes her wear at night.

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