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bobbert's avatar

Say again after "brimstone".

blaid droog's avatar

You could park a pinto in a pacer.

bobbert's avatar

I believe it's Miller, now.

bobbert's avatar

We won't ask what "bake cookies for" means.

From Scranton With Love's avatar

That was the nickname for Cannon AFB, NM. The Beach Without An Ocean.

From Scranton With Love's avatar

Benfica Portugal. Bayern has never lost to them. Hope this isn't the first time.

Next match is 5 Apr.

Major_Major_Major's avatar

That'll be our secret, we don't want to show that we are olds, and by we, I mean not me. I don't care what my oldest says, I am NOT old. OK, maybe oldish.

blaid droog's avatar

Yes indeed. I actually read a deleted comment and it was gone before I could post my reply. One should never refer to the editrix with the four letter C word that ends with a T. I think it's ok to use it to refer to hilz.

The Wanderer's avatar

Miss Anne Elk has a theory about that.

The Wanderer's avatar

Yes, he's been opening his yawning cake-hole and cramming his feet in.

UncleNine's avatar

This is a prime example (along with -every- school-board, and state-government election in America) of why Democrats MUST show up at the polls in November and vote a straight-party ticket--even if it appears that the Presidential election will be a blowout. If I was Hillary or Bernie I would make that issue a very key part of my campaign message: "Don't vote for me if you don't vote for -all- your Democrat candidates. I don't want to 'preside' over another obstructionist, hypocritical, right-wing government. The GOP has BETRAYED you for 25 years."

alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Yeah, I don't see them going out to Benefica. You never know...football can be a cruelly unpredictable game if you happen to have a bad night at the wrong time, but for me, nobody other than Barca has the firepower of Bayern. I hope it works out for them to meet in the final.

peekay's avatar

Apparently you just wasted 2 MORE minutes on this post. Are you some kind of glutton for punishment?

fuflans's avatar

OP-ED PIECE!!?!?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

(breath)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH