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Yep...so long you former kings of the Arctic. Your grandeur and beauty shall be replaced with SUVs and fat screaming children being led into Walmart.

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They might not taste as good in the future, but they'll slide down more easily.

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So the Russians will have access to oil projects in America? Ms. Bachmann's followers need to start bombing Exxon gas stations!! <i> Exxon: The DOUBLE Cross!</i>

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"Drill, baby, drill! -- Wait, <i>what?</i>"

-Sarah Palin

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It's going to be mutually educational, believe me.

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