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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Yep...so long you former kings of the Arctic. Your grandeur and beauty shall be replaced with SUVs and fat screaming children being led into Walmart.

Mahousu's avatar

They might not taste as good in the future, but they'll slide down more easily.

chascates's avatar

So the Russians will have access to oil projects in America? Ms. Bachmann's followers need to start bombing Exxon gas stations!! <i> Exxon: The DOUBLE Cross!</i>

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"Drill, baby, drill! -- Wait, <i>what?</i>"

-Sarah Palin