Russian Hell-Fires To Burn Radioactive Forest, Kill Everybody
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The terrible death-smog that had blanketed Moscow and was killing hundreds of people a day has now lifted, hooray! Once again the Russian Orthodox God ("Rasputin") has stopped the suffering of his people, if by "his people" you mean the people who live in Moscow, which is pretty much what the Russian government means by it. Sure, the fires that caused the smog are still raging in the countryside and everything, but who lives in the country? Nobody, that's who. In fact, big chunks of rural western Russia are mostly uninhabited anyway, because they're all still radioactive from the Chernobyl disaster, so those parts can just burn and it won't hurt anybody, right?
Russian Hell-Fires To Burn Radioactive Forest, Kill Everybody
Russian Hell-Fires To Burn Radioactive…
Russian Hell-Fires To Burn Radioactive Forest, Kill Everybody
The terrible death-smog that had blanketed Moscow and was killing hundreds of people a day has now lifted, hooray! Once again the Russian Orthodox God ("Rasputin") has stopped the suffering of his people, if by "his people" you mean the people who live in Moscow, which is pretty much what the Russian government means by it. Sure, the fires that caused the smog are still raging in the countryside and everything, but who lives in the country? Nobody, that's who. In fact, big chunks of rural western Russia are mostly uninhabited anyway, because they're all still radioactive from the Chernobyl disaster, so those parts can just burn and it won't hurt anybody, right?