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All I know is that it involves this one weird trick...

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There are tables in the Rubber Handbook.

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That's the only kind of butt shot there is.

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Not so long as they have the Bolshoi Ballet.

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Huh ... I wondered what that was.

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I am waiting until Snowden releases the NSA data on whether it was a protest...

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I like the butt shots at the end. Is that wrong?

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Are you sure? Because my preacher told me that people got the gay by being infected by gay cooties, which you can clearly only get if you are aware of the existence of gay people...

If my preacher lied to me about this, I wonder what else in that book of his is a lie...

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Young Russian athletes smooching. Shocking! Outrageous! Hawtt! If that's the kind of "propaganda" Putin wants to ban, let's start the bombing today!

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Our wingers here think that, why shouldn't their Russian counterparts?

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Yes. But who wants to be right <em>all the time</em>?

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That's one of my favorite positions as well.

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And when they go home to their locked apartments they'll find the windows open. Message received.

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If that's wrong I don't want to be right! Sorry, that's all I got.

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