A cult of rogue Christians in the former Soviet Union ("Russia") is hiding in a cave . Forever! Well, at least until the world ends, which according to our calculations happened during last night's Democratic debate. The 29 members of this cult have been hunkering down in the snow-covered hills of the Penza region since Nov. 7, and say they'll commit suicide if police or anyone else ruin their mojo. According to a sympathetic local priest, "The church is doing a bad job, the end of the world is coming soon and we are all saving ourselves." Because hiding in a cave has something to do with this.
Russian Cult Barricades Itself for End of Days
Russian Cult Barricades Itself for End of…
Russian Cult Barricades Itself for End of Days
A cult of rogue Christians in the former Soviet Union ("Russia") is hiding in a cave . Forever! Well, at least until the world ends, which according to our calculations happened during last night's Democratic debate. The 29 members of this cult have been hunkering down in the snow-covered hills of the Penza region since Nov. 7, and say they'll commit suicide if police or anyone else ruin their mojo. According to a sympathetic local priest, "The church is doing a bad job, the end of the world is coming soon and we are all saving ourselves." Because hiding in a cave has something to do with this.