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You forgot underpants

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๐˜๐˜ฏ ๐˜™๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ข, ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ญ ๐˜ท๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ถ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜บ ๐˜ข๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜บ ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ๐˜ด, ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ด, ๐˜ซ๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ง๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ฆ๐˜ด, ๐˜ง๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜จ ๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ง๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ฆ๐˜ด, ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ, ๐˜ฅ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ, ๐˜ฑ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ด, ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฃ๐˜ด, ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ฑ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด, ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ด, ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ง๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜บ, ...

You forgot umbrellas. โ›ฑ๏ธ

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulgarian_umbrella

Robert Eckert's avatar

In Mother Russia, umbrellas open YOU!

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. I don't know how one laughs derisively in Russian.

Sherry's avatar

If ANYONE needed a hit on them itโ€™s this crazy woman.

beb's avatar

If Biden really wanted to assassinate Trump it would have already happen.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Honestly, if Marge isnโ€™t a paid Russian asset, she is seriously missing out on a major cash grab. Why is she doing all their work for free?

Sherry's avatar

Oh she is and she is.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Mad Margeโ€™s story is utterly ridiculous. Presidents donโ€™t use the FBI to assassinate their rivals. As Trumpโ€™s lawyers argued in front the Supreme Court, thatโ€™s the job of Seal Team 6.

It says so right in the Constitution.

zb23's avatar

dang. i didn't realize that any random bumblefuck intelligence agent could pay a $200,000 annual fee to hang out in the Biden Corvette Garage with boxes and boxes of classified documents.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Remember, that annual fee also gave you the privilege of using your phone's flashlight to illuminate classified intelligence documents should a geopolitical crisis break out in the middle of dinnertime at Mar-a-Lago.

Interesting aside. When I typed "dinnertime at Mar-a-Lago," I heard the music for Springtime For Hitler behind it.

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

Come on Marge, which is it? Do we want to assassinate him, or lock him up for life? Can't be both.

Well, it can, I suppose.

Whale Chowder's avatar

For making me think of B6 (B8?)'s underpants I award you no points. May the lord have mercy on you.

The G-7 Experience's avatar

"windows, stairs, jagged surfaces, flag surfaces, eating, drinking, pills, doorknobs, airplanes, friends, and family"

You forgot UMBRELLAS!

You're welcome!

Megan Macomber's avatar

NOW I understand why Joe Biden forced Trump's skeevy lawyers to come up with that "Doctrine of Presidential Immunity" hairball they coughed all the way up to the Supreme Court! It was all so he--Joe--could travel back in time and assassinate his political rival as an official act!

Jujitsu! As my father used to say.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Are you talking about Obama's time machine? You think Donnie could fit behind the controls? The seat's not adjustable.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

"...Garland ordered it and gave the green light to kill anyone that stood in the way."

Gee Marj, if people would just comply with law enforcement, they'd have nothing to fear.

Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

So come on, MAGA minions: do presidents have total immunity or not?

randomnessliz's avatar

"once glorious nation"?

really?

when?

Sherry's avatar

Yeah she should ask some Black peoples when things were great for them.

Phried ฮฉ's avatar

Hang Ten and Serfs Up mean very different things in Russia.

PrincessKrapotkin's avatar

Hey! You stole my 10th grade history report on the Russian Revolution. The theme song was "Surfin' USA".

DemoCat's avatar

FBI official statement on deadly force policy:

โ€œIf we intended to make Trump disappear, weโ€™d have contracted with the CIA, and heโ€™d be wherever Hoffa is.โ€