Mad Margeโs story is utterly ridiculous. Presidents donโt use the FBI to assassinate their rivals. As Trumpโs lawyers argued in front the Supreme Court, thatโs the job of Seal Team 6.
dang. i didn't realize that any random bumblefuck intelligence agent could pay a $200,000 annual fee to hang out in the Biden Corvette Garage with boxes and boxes of classified documents.
Remember, that annual fee also gave you the privilege of using your phone's flashlight to illuminate classified intelligence documents should a geopolitical crisis break out in the middle of dinnertime at Mar-a-Lago.
Interesting aside. When I typed "dinnertime at Mar-a-Lago," I heard the music for Springtime For Hitler behind it.
NOW I understand why Joe Biden forced Trump's skeevy lawyers to come up with that "Doctrine of Presidential Immunity" hairball they coughed all the way up to the Supreme Court! It was all so he--Joe--could travel back in time and assassinate his political rival as an official act!
You forgot underpants
๐๐ฏ ๐๐ถ๐ด๐ด๐ช๐ข, ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ช๐ต๐ช๐ค๐ข๐ญ ๐ท๐ช๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ค๐ฆ ๐ช๐ด ๐ง๐ณ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ถ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ข๐ณ๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ข๐ด ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐จ ๐ข๐ด ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ด๐ต๐ข๐บ ๐ข๐ธ๐ข๐บ ๐ง๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฎ ๐ธ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ด, ๐ด๐ต๐ข๐ช๐ณ๐ด, ๐ซ๐ข๐จ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ด๐ถ๐ณ๐ง๐ข๐ค๐ฆ๐ด, ๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐จ ๐ด๐ถ๐ณ๐ง๐ข๐ค๐ฆ๐ด, ๐ฆ๐ข๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐จ, ๐ฅ๐ณ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฌ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ, ๐ฑ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ๐ด, ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฌ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ฃ๐ด, ๐ข๐ช๐ณ๐ฑ๐ญ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ด, ๐ง๐ณ๐ช๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ด, ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ง๐ข๐ฎ๐ช๐ญ๐บ, ...
You forgot umbrellas. โฑ๏ธ
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulgarian_umbrella
In Mother Russia, umbrellas open YOU!
Ta, Evan. I don't know how one laughs derisively in Russian.
If ANYONE needed a hit on them itโs this crazy woman.
If Biden really wanted to assassinate Trump it would have already happen.
Honestly, if Marge isnโt a paid Russian asset, she is seriously missing out on a major cash grab. Why is she doing all their work for free?
Oh she is and she is.
Mad Margeโs story is utterly ridiculous. Presidents donโt use the FBI to assassinate their rivals. As Trumpโs lawyers argued in front the Supreme Court, thatโs the job of Seal Team 6.
It says so right in the Constitution.
dang. i didn't realize that any random bumblefuck intelligence agent could pay a $200,000 annual fee to hang out in the Biden Corvette Garage with boxes and boxes of classified documents.
Remember, that annual fee also gave you the privilege of using your phone's flashlight to illuminate classified intelligence documents should a geopolitical crisis break out in the middle of dinnertime at Mar-a-Lago.
Interesting aside. When I typed "dinnertime at Mar-a-Lago," I heard the music for Springtime For Hitler behind it.
Come on Marge, which is it? Do we want to assassinate him, or lock him up for life? Can't be both.
Well, it can, I suppose.
For making me think of B6 (B8?)'s underpants I award you no points. May the lord have mercy on you.
"windows, stairs, jagged surfaces, flag surfaces, eating, drinking, pills, doorknobs, airplanes, friends, and family"
You forgot UMBRELLAS!
You're welcome!
Old school! I like it.
NOW I understand why Joe Biden forced Trump's skeevy lawyers to come up with that "Doctrine of Presidential Immunity" hairball they coughed all the way up to the Supreme Court! It was all so he--Joe--could travel back in time and assassinate his political rival as an official act!
Jujitsu! As my father used to say.
Are you talking about Obama's time machine? You think Donnie could fit behind the controls? The seat's not adjustable.
"...Garland ordered it and gave the green light to kill anyone that stood in the way."
Gee Marj, if people would just comply with law enforcement, they'd have nothing to fear.
So come on, MAGA minions: do presidents have total immunity or not?
"once glorious nation"?
really?
when?
Yeah she should ask some Black peoples when things were great for them.
Hang Ten and Serfs Up mean very different things in Russia.
Hey! You stole my 10th grade history report on the Russian Revolution. The theme song was "Surfin' USA".
FBI official statement on deadly force policy:
โIf we intended to make Trump disappear, weโd have contracted with the CIA, and heโd be wherever Hoffa is.โ