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All Minor Updates are made far more Major with Blues Brothers references.

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You forget, he's White.

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Hillary looks almost as tiny as Tump's hands when surrounded by those guys.

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What is it with animal rights activists and Hillary? Don't they know they're supposed to be going apeshit over Benghazi?

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Trevor Noah did a bit about that. Everything Trump says makes sense if you put a comedy club laugh track behind it.

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She may have been a stone-cold killer at one time, but, now, she can't even get up a set up steps without help.

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Almost? Art and orgasms combined for perfect symmetry.

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Who knew that Trump was such an Andy Kaufman fan? Isn't Donald Trump just another Tony Clifton?

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You say that like it's a bad thing.

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Oh no luvvie!! Not in the slightest! I pride myself on being a fully fledged member if this drooling, slobbering, drunk and disorderly horny mob of beasties!!

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It's a pat of butter. How could you possibly not realize that? Also too: I don't recognize your nym, but you're obviously a friend of Johnny on Maui's, so you're already a good sort in my book. You are apparently a known personality, so I have to ask - have I overlooked your posts ( my loss) or have you been away for a while? Either way, glad to make your acquaintance!

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Cheers! Ya must have overlooked me, cause I've been in town for quite a while, but you know, with the batch of personality we have round these parts that's not impossible! Also, my commenting tends to be a bit patchy, not every day etc. which makes it easier to over look me . . . Even though some would declare me un-overlook-able!

In any event, glad likewise to make yours!

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I still think we need to go birther with Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel here--and people like him, who want to claim they're from somewhere else and the United States of America is a legal lie or fiction. If he wants to claim he's a citizen of the Kingdom of Heaven, then we need to see his visa and/or other documentation that says he's legally here in the US. If he isn't here legally, he needs to be deported.

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FB is a party line.

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Thanks to the heroic efforts to Michelle Fiore, video footage of deputies subduing Bundy has now been released.

https://youtu.be/tH6_kasOHac

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And it's going counter-clockwise, meaning it's loose. That alone deserves more upvotes.

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