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How about "may entropy take its course, soon"? (The golf course, for one).

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Do we get to choose relics of whom?

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But their federal judges!

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No, but we would.

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As soon as the entire state of Florida is submerged by global warming the whole state will be open to offshore drilling.

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MONSTER TRUCK?

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a) any word on whether Florida Man was also too removed from the list?

b) Gov. Bat Boy is not a local leader. there are states tiny enough to count a governor as "local" to the entire state. Florida is not one of them.

c) so if you can't trust a governor, you're just going to go ahead an pillage? that seems backwards.

d) dammit. Donald Trump is not allowed to own anything in TX. maybe they could make an exception for places where the Kochs and Mercers own properties on the coast? we are in an oil boom in the Permian Basin, they can afford to exempt us.

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Remember when Drumpf complained about a wind farm off the Scottish coast, because he thought it sullied the view from his golf course?

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-...

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Is that the pudgy blowfish, with the pursed lips and whispy orange hamster pelt on its head?

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It will be fun to watch the DOI solicitor try to argue in court why there was nothing arbitrary or capricious about Zinke's decision. "Because shut up! That's why!"

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So, I work for an electric utility in Wisconsin, and they are trying to find someone (preferably an engineer) within the company who can read Spanish. It’s sad that we don’t have a more diverse engineering group.

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hmmmm I can think of another state that tourists visit to go to the beach, and that state actually has a trump golf course right on the ocean. if only governor moonbeam wouldn't have let those 3 million illegal messicans vote for crooked hillary just to make trump look bad

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Ideally, yes. In practice, no.

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Sounds like your company is regretting that right about now, too.

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I think everyone hated Bowling Green after that fucking massacre.

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I like the term Wonkomments I recently saw. Haven't heard that those aren't allowed.

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