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Which is really dumb because there are white gangs in Chicago. And we still have the mob, too. MS-13 has operated in the states way before shithead got obsessed with them. I'm talking about regular old Latin King Vs. Spanish Cobras type gangs. They may not be as vicious as MS-13, but they're assholes.

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They were BULLYING HIM, the little shits. Too bad Melon couldn't stop them with her amazing FLOTUS program. Bet the popular vote loser would like to sic bears on anyone who mentions his "hair don't"

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Guess I should have stayed in church , so I could get bears to eat the people that made fun of my hair loss. NAH, just kidding. As a Packer fan , I couldn't openly admit to liking bears, except I do like nature.

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As a Packer fan, considering the recent head-to-head record of the two teams, you have absolutely nothing to fear from bears.

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A couple of young evangelical girls once told my mother that they were going on a mission soon to Florida, "to convert the Greek Orthodox to true Christianity."

Mom refrained from telling them that she was a lifelong devout congregant of the Greek Orthodox Church. Instead, she asked, "Tell me, what language do you think the New Testament was originally written in?"

They brightly replied: "Why, English, of course!"

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We might not necessarily want a wall Up Here to keep 'Murricans out, but we might consider a fence to protect our critters. Perhaps with one-way doors so we can allow in refugee animals.

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Uday...Qusay...... gods, it's probably a HUGE list, thinking about it.

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Yeah, goats are cheap, and dogs can at times not be good boys. I'm out of goats, thanks to a cougar. My buddy's ex-wife's dog killed two of his own goats. Doggo was given a reprieve and sent to live in the city where the chickens and goats are scarce. He is a good dog albeit a murdering one, and since there was an alternative to summary execution, he's going to die of old age.

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Hey, those hibernating bear cubs aren't gonna kill themselves...

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Hi there, can I offer you a piece of ...BLAM!

(Reload)...BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

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Hey, just because you blew up Bushwood to stop a single gopher...

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Nuke the whole wilderness from space. It's the only way to be sure.

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In Los Angeles, there's a bear that comes around that people named Meatball. He hangs out in backyard pools in Glendale when it gets hot. Meatball!

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Hey, don't give 'em ideas. Two Scoops has had a hardon for nuking something since he oozed his way into the Big Chair.

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Trump is Stupid Hitler, thank god.

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In any group of people, there's always going to be at least one asshole, if not more. I think, in general, Canada's asshole ratio is lower, but that's only from limited experience there and hearsay.

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