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Dude should just go to the source and outlaw the manufacture of uterine guillotines. Problem solved.

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What if the preborn holds up its index finger. That would mean it is a secret muslim terrorist because the parents shared its ultrasound on facebook and a coven of witches sent a muslim demon to corrupt it. Then, should we force the mother to swallow a prenatal guillotine a abort the little preborn terrorist?

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Yes he does have one, but he only uses it to remove the first finger of secret muslim terrorists.

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Is that Dolores Umbridge?

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Someone this religiously monomaniacal and hostile towards women should be in a group like ISIS. Oh, wait.

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Mohel Tov!

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I'm sure if this joker consulted with a doctor, he'd find out that those 7 procedures were performed when the fetus was already dead or dying, because that's when 99% of these late term procedures happen. Assfuck.

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Snipp ettoff!

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I'm thinking, probably explanation the first.

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Veterinarians *do* terminate fetuses...like..all the time...Like just about every horse twin. Except ok, no decapitations. We are taught to "manually crush" one of them in utero

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That would be more comforting than the thought that people actually voted him into office.

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She turned me into a newt!

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And breathless.

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I love Betty Bowers.

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Is a backward pass the same thing as a reverse reach around?

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I believe that is what's referred to as an oxymoron.

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