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BaldarTFlagass's avatar

Dude should just go to the source and outlaw the manufacture of uterine guillotines. Problem solved.

Virginia Dreaming's avatar

What if the preborn holds up its index finger. That would mean it is a secret muslim terrorist because the parents shared its ultrasound on facebook and a coven of witches sent a muslim demon to corrupt it. Then, should we force the mother to swallow a prenatal guillotine a abort the little preborn terrorist?

Virginia Dreaming's avatar

Yes he does have one, but he only uses it to remove the first finger of secret muslim terrorists.

Virginia Dreaming's avatar

Is that Dolores Umbridge?

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Someone this religiously monomaniacal and hostile towards women should be in a group like ISIS. Oh, wait.

YouBetcha's avatar

I'm sure if this joker consulted with a doctor, he'd find out that those 7 procedures were performed when the fetus was already dead or dying, because that's when 99% of these late term procedures happen. Assfuck.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I'm thinking, probably explanation the first.

Doctor Krieger's avatar

Veterinarians *do* terminate fetuses...like..all the time...Like just about every horse twin. Except ok, no decapitations. We are taught to "manually crush" one of them in utero

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

That would be more comforting than the thought that people actually voted him into office.

Granny Sprinkle's avatar

She turned me into a newt!

Wonkaholic's avatar

Is a backward pass the same thing as a reverse reach around?

Wonkaholic's avatar

I believe that is what's referred to as an oxymoron.