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Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

And Fuckerbird tried to shut down access to his beach in Hawaii because privacy

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

Piss, Spank, Daughter

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

have we reached the point in the story where Sad King Billy sits in the remains of his palace burning his poetry in hopes of stopping the Shrike from attacking?

sure sounds like it.

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Cornelius Fussbudget's avatar

If they could actually read, the RWNJs would want to repeal the second amendment. It seems like their ideal scenario is an unregulated, non-militia to be able to bear arms. That's going to take a new constitutional amendment.

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AuntyMaude's avatar

Trump to Porter: I pine for you and balsam, too.

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John Thorstensen's avatar

I am so damn old that the 90s were past the time I was paying attention to music trends.

Then again, I did see Jimi Hendrix play live. And The Doors from the front row!

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AuntyMaude's avatar

I think that makes you a cook.

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Mintie's avatar

She's on vacation, far away from him.

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coco lurks from home's avatar

Also factor in whether said person is in the conservative or lib-ruhl camp.

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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

It was unfair that others noticed him doing criming. Like, can't everybody just mind their own business.

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chronozoan's avatar

Yes Donald Trump ( AKA Douche L'Orange ) is a piece of shit but Maggie Haberman still keeps getting those "big scoops".

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Governor Lepetomane's avatar

Lets not go into how long someone can get called 'boy', particularly down this way.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

I hadn't thought about that -- a POC is a kid for only a moment, but 'boy' for a lifetime. Unfortunately, that lifetime does not provide the same protections and privileges that come to, say, a white 'kid' of 35 or less. Our melanin-based hierarchy is kind of all sorts of fucked up.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

On the teevee, they always put the witness with a sketch artist.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Will Bannon be allowed back in? I mean, Donnie has suddenly developed an aversion for "disheveled."

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I'm surprised when they start talking about "standing up to the government" that no one points out that they're talking about killing cops.

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