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malsperanza's avatar

It is his sonic screwdriver. He points it at a 13 year old Christian youth and shouts "Expecto Pederastum!" and then

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bobbert's avatar

Ha! Remade git-fiddles.

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bobbert's avatar

It's a Festivus miracle! Oh, wait..

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Joshua Norton's avatar

I understand if Facebook share prices drop low enough they automatically convert to My Space stock.

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malsperanza's avatar

I hear the Romney folks are looking into that for 2016.

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malsperanza's avatar

Nah, nothing beats the GOP giving themselves a thorough ass-fucking, for hygienic purposes.

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PsycWench's avatar

"Click" if you hate Satan. Keep scrolling if you think Satan is cool.

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bobbert's avatar

He needs a change of venue to the Court of Kreep.

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bobbert's avatar

Luci in the Sky.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Of course people need to know if you have scrambled eggs! How else are they going to scold you if they weren't from free-range hens, or you didn't use a bain-marie?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Special levitating laptops, apparently.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>You must be a practicing Christian</i>

I've seen their types of so-called "Christians" and they need all the practice they can get since they're really not any good at it.

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SullivanSt's avatar

The strat-shaped one (on the left) looks pretty close to being a <a href="http:\/\/www.jamestrussart.com\/" target="_blank">Trussart</a>, except that he normally does tele-shaped.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

The pope?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>stemming from our conservative Christian advocacy</i>

Ever notice how you can replace the word "Christian" with the word "bigot" in anything they say and not change the meaning one bit?

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Pookums's avatar

Good christ. Just when I think I've got it bad living with some of the knuckleheads here in Wisconsin, our friends in Minnesota turn the crazyknob to motherfucking 11.

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