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Ya his school records from elementary to 9 grade would be enough to qualify him for the presidency if there is also classmates to back the story like 50 of them. Military cadet thing can be all altered photographies. I see one shot of hin on the soccer team thats definately bogus because I dident invent soccer until 1967 so if one is a fake they all are likley to be. I hear he might be english

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go ahead, make my day and suck his d*ck.

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Nobody, that's why Trump included them. That way he can relax in complete confidence that he'll never have to pay.

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I like my presidents to absorb less light.

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And they're going to lose young viewers of even average intelligence. Us oldz remember a media where ad revenue didn't distort the news reporting this much - and the whole industry is killing their own long-term viability in exchange for a fatter fourth quarter earnings report.

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I can't imagine George Romney - twice-elected Governor of Michigan who said in 1963 that "Michigan's most urgent human rights problem is racial discrimination", later Secretary of HUD, who publicly opposed the Vietnam War in 1967 - saying anything like: <blockquote>And so my job is not to worry about those people—I'll never convince them that they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives.</blockquote>

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There's no way my wife would ever allow me to watch Revolution, and for that, I thank her.

We did watch Smash though. I rapidly tired of the media attempting to claim that the musical-within-a-musical idea was new. Far from the worst thing she makes me watch (that would most likely be Real Housewives of anywhere), but yeah, I can't say I thought much of the writing.

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Bingo.

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I'm holding out for video documentation of Trump tying his own shoes - unassisted.

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Also can't imagine George Romney, who <em>started</em> the trend of releasing several years of tax returns by setting the bar at 12, explaining that "you people" don't need to know what's in the returns from 2009 because his opponent would only use them against him.

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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." ~ Albert Einstein

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Is this where I get my Prozac 'script refilled?

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Not to mention <em>A Chorus Line</em> libel.

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Wait, isn't Charity his next wife's name?

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And how much he paid to discharge the bankruptcies.

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I, for one, do not care what Donald Trump got in his Women's Studies sophomore classes, Gay Studies workshop in his junior year, nor Basketweaving: Hair Solutions for the Future? as a senior.

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