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There's intellectual stuff going on here? Why didn't anyone tell me?

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What makes you think they weren't doing that in the conference room?

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It's odd, very odd, how posts about Republicans caught with their figurative pants down around their figurative ankles and their figurative hands on their figurative dicks seem to attract more trolls than posts about Republicans caught with their actual pants down around their actual ankles and their actual hands on their actual dicks.

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Mole People libel!!!!

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With, of course, votes. Big, flaming votes.

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Oh please, no ... I've been reminding myself to forget the Alamo ever since I moved to Texas and now you made me remember it again. (I don't know what I'm talking about. Anybody want to split a pizza with me?)

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"BUT WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY??"

Reagan and his puppeteers.

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Well, now, that's kind of a stretch.

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I just missed 'em. Probably just as well.

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I can never decide if I want to marry or be adopted by Elijah Cummings

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Page 4 is optimistic.

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Yep. If she had so much as an unpaid library fine from Junior High they would have found it by now. I'm not a huge fan of some of her policies, but her trustworthiness can't be questioned (by a sane person)

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The worst part of this for me, is that I always liked the kid from "Deliverance" before this. Since watching Gowdy, I can't watch "Deliverance any more. He's ruined that kid for me. I now don't feel warm, fond thoughts when I see a misshapen head.

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And is anyone going to mention the "Ed Grimly" hairdo?

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... seriously laughable. AmericanBelle1 is a Trumperoid though, so perhaps less laughing and more pity is called for here.

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