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They tried to disenfranchise voters, but I said no, no, no.

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Yeah! Get your facts straight, kid!

Cheap shots were his path to scoring his beer heiress.

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Yes, Paul Herpdyderp, we <em>know</em> you don't understand such things. That's why you completely failed to even remotely grasp Obama's comment.

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France mission libel!

ETA: Mark Halperin is probably the most villagey Villager in the village. Pay him no heed, listening to him will only bring you down to his level, and I don't care what level you're at, his is below yours.

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And the second time, Bush wasn't even running!

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At least Obama didn't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunts.

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That One took those kind of cheap shots.

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Lies! Brazil is Portugal's route to the sea.

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"The spirit of the bayonet is to kill."

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Have you forgotten, Jim?

"Well, at least I don't plaster on the make-up like a trollop, you cunt!"

If that's not snappy, I don't know what is.

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Perhaps Walnuts is pulling a Gipper and getting all forgetty on us. Please say it's so.

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Under the old equal-time rules, the networks would have to give John Kerry the same minutes of airtime that WALNUTS gets. So let's give thanks that there's only one windbag loser who chases after the cameras like a kitten after a laser dot.

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But Grandpa McCain, the President isn't <em>on</em> your lawn. Any of them!

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I'm hoping for that special kind of alzheimers where <em>we</em> all forget <em>him</em>.

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