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Andrew's avatar

After reading this, all I can say is that उनके grand pronouncements and big promises are starting to sound like the same kind of empty noise. It's gotten so predictable, you could make a soundboard for it. I'd humbly submit this as the primary button to press every time they speak: https://www.fartnoisemaker.app/

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WTAF's avatar

Marcie slays me w her delightfully salty snarky commentary on these demented deranged jizzstains

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

I actually know someone who has (had) YOLO tattooed on their lower lip. Choices of the "poor" variety were made.

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MartiniDude's avatar

😳🤣

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Marycat2021's avatar

Perhaps Katie Miller is just a single example of the loyalists surrounding Trump. Just as they flatter him to attain power, he flatters them in return. Such soulless and emotionally needy people gravitate to cult figures like Trump.

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d_bertelli@yahoo.com's avatar

Given how often both Trump and Musk lie (newsflash: a lot) why does anyone assume Musk is actually backing away? His whole mission, really, was always (likely illegal) data mining & hijacking,shutting down oversight, and rigging new contracts. Why would we expect any of this to abate? Likewise, why would anyone assume (and take an idiot victory lap) because Musk says he is backing away from efforts to buy elections? He’s just backing away from the limelight. You won’t know the claim is true until 2026 - and maybe never with all the dark money channels now. Hugely disappointing that so many substacker giants seem just as gullible as the broken media they are supposedly improving on.

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Marycat2021's avatar

I agree with you. In fact, I was just thinking about how many people were totally wrong. They forgot that if you want to know the truth about people, don't go by what they say, but by what they do, and that certainly applies to Musk.

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Maybe's avatar

SOCIOPATHY is a way of life, like Buddhism...

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Marycat2021's avatar

It's a personality disorder, and Buddhism is a religion.

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PaulDietzel's avatar

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" . . . his last day, but not really, because he will, always, be with us, . . ." So, he's just like the herps?

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

Suppose Karoline has a burn under that cross?

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Tim Weston's avatar

Wait, are you comparing Musk and Miller as competing alpha males !? That's hysterical !

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Maybe's avatar

In the context of trumpsters, I suspect they are. It's not a high bar.

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theblackdog's avatar

I’ve seen people suggest that American Nazi gave the South African Nazi a black eye for stealing his wife. Frankly the both of them are such weenies that I wonder who the American Nazi paid to punch the other Nazi

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Rock 'em Sock 'em Assbots

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DemoCat's avatar

Please tell me Miller’s wife is going to carry Musk’s next baby, XI Morpheus Musk-Miller. Then we can watch Stephen tweet about what an honor it is to have his wife carry a baby Muskling, for the preservation of humanity.

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Maybe's avatar

I am not a medical expert, but couldn't such heavy drug use in a father cause serious problems for the offspring?

And that's in addition to the fact that musky is a total loon even when off the drugs.

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DemoCat's avatar

I don’t think the drug use is likely to affect the health of the 37 babies. But they are in trouble anyway, for obvious reasons. Plus, not to be mean, but Musk isn’t exactly a genetic Superman. He’s a strange looking dork on the spectrum who was balding in his 20s. He offers women huge lump sums to leave him alone and raise his offspring without their father. Not exactly a great start.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I imagine taint-licking will be on the menu.

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

Musk: "Whelp [shrugs] you can't make a human omelette without breaking a few humans."

Also, unrelated, I just love how Leavitt always puts lipstick on her upper lip and *above* her upper lip so as to try not to look like a reanimated corpse.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

And ends up looking like some kind of zombie chipmunk. Disney studios' worst project.

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Snowolf100's avatar

As musk said in that interview he was stopping spending on political things as he had done enough. Does this mean he wont be funding all the primary challengers the maga were threatening people with?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Drugs, greed, extramarital sex, adultery, more drugs, threesomes, blasphemy, typos! Conservatism is defo expanding its base!!

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Maybe's avatar

It is conservatism in name only. Conservatives want to preserve the status quo. Reactionaries want to return to a previous time. trump reactionaries want to return to a previous time that never existed.

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