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"...the same person (me)"...

Yeah, no one needed that parenthetical bit of elucidation.

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Trump bankrupted numerous casino's. Your statement is spot on!

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I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pisses.

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Happy ending.

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Weak, sad, loser, can't tolerate being the butt of a joke. (Narrator: His butt is a joke.)

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Ladies and gentlemen, the (former) leader of the free world. Jesus fuck!

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My little brother moved from Ohio to Houston for a job. When he drove home to see the parents, as soon as he crossed the Ohio border he set the cruise control to one mile below the speed limit and studiously obeyed all traffic laws.

He'd still get pulled over, single guy in a pickup with out-of-state plates. Make him stand by the side of the road and wait for the K-9 unit to come check his truck for drugs since he wouldn't let them search it.

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Was that before or after Chase became an asshole?

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THIS is why Ohio elected Gym Jordan.

https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Know what's in that carved-out white area? Democrats.

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Even if it were still around today, I don't think satire would be covered.

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I wanted to use "boot-licking fascist scumweasels"as the name for my Branson proto-Nazi jug band, but it's too long.

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Thank you for busting through the Beast's inexplicable and unearned paywall.

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Certainly looks scrotal to me.

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I can't see any more than a sneer and a low chuckle.

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