And that&#039;s <em>before</em> factoring today&#039;s Quinnipiac/NYT/CBS poll of FL,PA,OH giving Obama big leads and over 50% in all three, plus showing voters in all three states favor Obama on every single policy issue except the deficit, where it&#039;s pretty much a wash (thus demonstrating that almost nobody in this country understands the deficit <em>at all</em>).
Oh to be a fly on the wall at Romney HQ today, watching the panic as they try to work out how to spin <a href="http:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/8301-250_162-57520341\/poll-obama-opens-substantial-leads-in-key-swing-states\/\?tag=stack" target="_blank">this</a>. Maybe they&#039;ll put in a call to Todd Akin&#039;s campaign team, or something.
I score him in the low 20s on the <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Hare_Psychopathy_Checklist" target="_blank">Hare checklist</a>, using my special Bill Frist remote diagnosis powers. 30 is a diagnosis; 25 is enough to categorize you as a psychopath for research purposes.
Idjit.
And that&#039;s <em>before</em> factoring today&#039;s Quinnipiac/NYT/CBS poll of FL,PA,OH giving Obama big leads and over 50% in all three, plus showing voters in all three states favor Obama on every single policy issue except the deficit, where it&#039;s pretty much a wash (thus demonstrating that almost nobody in this country understands the deficit <em>at all</em>).
Oh to be a fly on the wall at Romney HQ today, watching the panic as they try to work out how to spin <a href="http:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/8301-250_162-57520341\/poll-obama-opens-substantial-leads-in-key-swing-states\/\?tag=stack" target="_blank">this</a>. Maybe they&#039;ll put in a call to Todd Akin&#039;s campaign team, or something.
<i>a frightful dose of Montezuma&#039;s revenge </i>
Seamus Strikes Back
Ha! If the crowds continue to clamor for Ryan as the lead, will eat at his core worse than all kinds of saltwater in his cold mechanical gears!
Man, Ryan&#039;s going to need a food taster if the rabble continues this way.
&quot;I say Etch, you say Sketch!&quot;
&quot;Ready, one, two, uh...&quot;
Note to self: don&#039;t outsource count off to Rick Perry
<blockquote>Mitt Romney&rsquo;s Existential Sadness</blockquote>
La Naus&eacute;e, je l&#039;ai.
That&#039;s a good one, but I remain more partial to RFC 1149 myself.
&quot;It&#039;s just a flesh wound&quot;
Wait, Mitt thinks the Mother Jones video is &quot;debunked&quot;, but Fleischmann and Pons are not?
Yeesh!
For a moment I thought that said SQL, and then I remembered that&#039;s a little advanced for a machine of Mittbot&#039;s generation.
ETA: Plus, of course, and how could I miss this, Mittbot does not accept queries.
I score him in the low 20s on the <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Hare_Psychopathy_Checklist" target="_blank">Hare checklist</a>, using my special Bill Frist remote diagnosis powers. 30 is a diagnosis; 25 is enough to categorize you as a psychopath for research purposes.
Yes, more time with Ann would be an appropriate punishment for Mitt inflicting us with more of her on our teevee machines.
Reminds me of Al Franken&#039;s joke about the 2000 Florida recount: What do we want? PATIENCE! When do we want it? NOW!
I&#039;ve seen more exciting mayonnaise.
I&#039;m waiting for the dance mix.