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too soon!

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baggers really are the boil on america's ass.

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Well, to be fair, getting things up is the primary focus of aircraft carriers...

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That's only because a live goat wouldn't let them get anywhere close.

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"I like your Reagan, I do not like your Reaganites. Your Reaganites are so unlike your Reagan."

-- said Gandhi, never.

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Bircher thinking is rampant in the Tea Party. Nixon would want nothing to do with them, either.

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Maybe they could automate the process, and repeal Obamacare every other Thursday without having to actually show up.

Knowing the teabaggers, though, they'd overdo it, and repeal Obamacare every 175 milliseconds from now until they're thrown out on their sorry asses.

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If you color an F-35 blue, it looks sort of like a giant ... oh, wait. Wrong drug. Nevermind.

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Not stupid or crazy enough.

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The GOP does not have a realistic shot at coming out of the Faux News bubble, so they're going to get their asses handed to them in 2014. I give them less than a 50% chance of wising up by 2016.

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A thought occurs.

How many of us ever thought we would see the day when we just wished that the GOP would have more men in it like Nixon?

Crazy, fucked-up world we live in...

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Stop marketing Viagra to old white guys. They are nothing but trouble.

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Yes, you can.

Bob Dole is, indeed, Bob Dole. - Bob Dole

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Actually Bush was sort of a conglomerate of the worst aspects of McKinley, Hoover, Quayle and Nixon. And that's really saying something.

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Dole also fought and nearly died in a war--total loser in Neocon circles.

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Since when is "Hell No!" not an idea?

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