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Logic! What is it?

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The frog should have been run over by a Prius.

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I'm still bitter about losing Pepe to the fascists. I miss my dank memes.

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The Simpsons already pointed out Trump's Mussolini imitation, so that's an obvious point right there.

And his fave reading material was Hitler's collected speeches.

Yup, Fascist.

Hey, Jared, when do you think he will lose patience with you having first dibs on Ivanka?

Word to the wise: Count Ciano. Look it up

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"Shut up, Tammy."

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She knows her audience: Mouth breathers.

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a) since when have social justice warriors gone to Syria and been raped? I don't seem to remember that happening. but I could be wrong. it may have happened once and they decided it was a rule or something.

b) how is lying, cheating, puss-grabbin' business man good, but banker is bad?

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we're calling a spade a spade. we don't call everyone we disagree with fascists. for example: you are just a simple person who doesn't get shades of meaning. bless your heart.

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Your face is fascist, asshole.

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Feckin' Marxist bankers. Wait, what?

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My teenage boys think I'm an idiot for suggesting he's now a racist symbol. You know, that "you're old and just don't get it" thing. sigh.

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In honor of the day (and because it was cheap), I popped the cork on a nice (really) Bordeaux. Vive le vin!

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I will confess. Here is what happened to Pepe. He was delicious!

Le grenouille est morte. Pauvre grenouille... Il était délicieux! https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Yes, actual frog legs eaten by moi!

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Sad Nazi Dickwardstears over ice, taste like cheap champagne

(not-quite-a haiku by me)

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because rape by brown men as a red herring is classic racism? Yes that's the answer.

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