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You left out a certain Willard "Mittens" Romney! It's funny to hear all the Republicans lamenting over how great Jeb! was. Gee, it's almost like people remember losing their houses, their jobs, and their credit rating seven years ago or something.

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Have your forgotten Rick Santorum and Pat Buchanan so soon????? I will say they all have made Mittens Romney look positively delightful.

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I prefer my racists open and unrepentant (I'm looking at you, Strom Thurmond!). I dislike stealth racists. If you're going to be a racist, just be it, don't try to hide it. That way I can avoid you.

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...and 50% of the country wants to put them back in power! You have to wonder how seriously stupid people can be to think Republicans should be anywhere near the White House.

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Polls show Hillary slightly (slightly!!!!) ahead of Cruz. I don't have the heart to look at Clinton vs. Trump statistics. That asshole might actually win.

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My mother's not voting because she dislikes both Trump and Cruz. She would have voted for Kasich if he'd been their nominee.

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no, but they weren't ever going to have a snowballs chance in hell of getting elected. sadly, that is not the case here. i do agree those two are on the list, just not at the top of it. i watch the mc laughlin group every sunday. pat is still a fuckstick.

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Been fighting a cold all week, I'm a little cranky.

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You mean like the lesson they learned after their last two bank deregulation experiments? "We deregulated the banks, and they collapsed, so let's deregulate them some more."

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You're welcome. :0-)

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The other country part, bang on...

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West or East? I'm in Upper Kula

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That explains everything

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That's "equal opportunity for ya! Thanks, Obama!

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