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Bush looks like an Idiot so it makes them look better. Trump makes them both look like idiots.

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I have to admit I really never thought I was going to see Dubya doing the "You see, it could always be worse" tour. It took Trump to give Dubz a "victory lap". smh

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Our ’96 Oldsmobile looks pretty good parked next to a trashed Hyundai

'96 Oldsmobile? What happened to Vlad the Impala?

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Do you have Amazon streaming? I found a hilarious Britcom that had a four-season run. It's called How Not to Live Your Life. You have to also subscribe to Seeso but it's cheap, and you can subscribe for a fre trial month. Well worth it. It's brilliant.

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That cat's going to kill someone.

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I used to have a t-shirt that read "Tanned, Rested, and Ready - Nixon '92." Freaked out a few people.

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I think Christie (like the current, lesser Cuomo) has contracted that weird northeastern prion disease which makes him think that he's such a star that Americans are going to throw off their party affiliations and appoint him awesome centrist HGIC. Obama is catnip for those. Bloomberg actually offered himself up as his VP in 2008, and Bloomberg doesn't do elections he can't buy.

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The WASP aristocracy in this country has a lot to answer for.

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Dubya has always been the smart one. Which is sad for Poppy & Babs.

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And just think, if only Nixon had given Mark Felt Hoover's job all that Watergate unpleasantness could have been avoided.

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That's hilarious.

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At first I read that as "senile majority."

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As I recall, a hot mic once picked up Cheney uttering G–F–Y. "All mics are always hot," just like "all guns are always loaded."

Funny how the heckler bothered to use the title "Mister."

Reminds me of a story about my uncle Milt. He taught high school math in Brooklyn for many years. A misbehaving student wrote: "F--- Mr. K" on the wall. Unperturbed, Milt said: "Hey, he showed me respect by writing: 'MR. K'."

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Voters with arrested development think fondly of the Shrub years. They prefer their bigotry and homophobia with a bit of dressing, not the drumpf style that makes it all too plain.

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Hey, at least he didn't start a land war in Africa let the tree smash his roof!

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Jesus, are they keeping Dubya in a cage and not feeding him?

I find it hard to eat a whole pussy.https://media1.giphy.com/me...

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